Guhhhh Bristol Palin Reality Show

Despite being the lone “Dancing with the Stars” contestant to ever get fatter on the show, Bristol Palin’s lack of grace and poor work ethic propelled her deep into the season of ABC’s reality hit. And now, thanks to the irresponsible premarital sex she had as a teenager and the divisiveness caused by her mother’s political career, Bristol will star her own reality show. America, F*CK YEAH!

Now [Palin]  has settled on her follow-up to Dancing, a docu-series for BIO Channel, which reunites her with her Dancing co-star, actor Kyle Massey. BIO has ordered 10 half-hour episodes of the untitled series, which also will feature Massey’s brother, actor Christopher Massey. It follows single mom Bristol Palin’s move from Alaska to Los Angeles with her son, Tripp, to work at a small charity in need while living with her good friends Chris and Kyle Massey. [Deadline]

A single white mother moves in with two black guys? No thanks, I’ll wait for the porn spoof. Frankly, I liked it better when dumb young women got their own reality shows because they were attractive.