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Anyway, I’d like to take this opportunity to once again offer my services to TV studios as a military adviser, as Lewis’s rack of ribbons is just as unlikely as an elite American sniper joining Al Qaeda. If that uniform is Lewis’s from before he got captured, then he wouldn’t have the Afghanistan Campaign Medal (approved in November 2004). And if the uniform is updated for after he got captured, then he’d have the Combat Action Ribbon (and likely other medals as well). Furthermore, in the scene where Lewis appears shirtless, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. What are we to believe, that his rib cage is some sort of magic xylophone?
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I’ll field that one. Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says “Genius at Work” spend all of his time writing posts about a Claire Daines miniseries on Showtime?
at least they got the MUC right.. but it looks a little too high.
wait, is that the guy from “Life” aka “House Cop”?
That guy sucks, of course he’s a terrorist.
You sound like a fun guy to take to the movies. That way I can get booed out with a buddy. Wait a minute. Is that Charlie Day as a terrorist in the surveillance photo? Easiest day ever for his make-up artist.
‘Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that.’
I used to dig graves and I grade every grave site I see on TV so I know a thing or two about being a nerdy know-it-all. And since I can’t make fun of you on this topic because I am happy that you went and defended my lazy ass, I will just silently picture you as the french dude from Hogan’s Heroes.
If he teams up with Sarah Shahi to solve crimes this will not end well.
John Walker Lindh is suing for unauthorized use of his life rights including depictions of his trademarked beard and wild eyes. Also, I would have preferred to see David Schwimmer in this role instead of the actor who played Dick Winters.
Taking those Brooke Shields eyelash-growing pills is the best career move Claire Danes ever made…
Does 7 years of getting roughed up by Afghani prison guards entitle one to a Purple Heart? Cuz he doesn’t have one…
Those sideburns are getting a leeetle close to the bottom of the lowest ear opening.
Damien Louis is an Englishman making a great living playing an American soldier.
It looks like they gave him a NAM though, so that counts for something?
Really? He’s a brit? He’s one of the few acceptable gingers in my book -Acceptable Gingers, by Michelle. Despite his teeeeeeenie tiny widdle mouth hole.
I’m a mark for CIA “spook” shows if they simply have a modicum of decent writing/acting, so this looks like a win/win to me…
Thank you for ripping movie accuracy; it is one of my favorite pastimes also, that and pissing in hurricanes…
Isn’t Spanky right? Ginger bitch should be higher and tighter.
I liked him in “Life”, that is why it was cancelled. After looking at his bio he must have got the British accent beat out of him. Hugh Grant needs a beating.
I’ll give this a shot based on the awesomeness that is Damian Lewis and Claire Danes’ adult onset bangability.
But you’re right Matt. If they want to make a show about about a serviceman turning traitor, they should’ve made him a squid.
Mandy Patinkin? I hope there’s a sword fight scene.
HORSESHIT. Showtime just went from JV HBO to full blown AIDS.
“This fall, check out ‘Homeland’ only on Full Blown AIDS’.
I cannot believe you nailed that obscure Simpsons reference…