Like the Serengeti Plains…

I can’t argue with the inherent appeal of a show called “Too Cute! Kittens,” but I think Animal Planet may have gotten the wrong person to narrate this. This is a scene where a pug puppy tries to play with a litter of Persian kittens: not exactly the Battle at Kruger. But you wouldn’t know it from the narrator, whose voice is all baritone and gravel. It’s like John Facenda and Don LaFontaine had a gay love affair and produced a baby born with chest hair. And I’d thank you to not bother me with science when I’m making similes.

(thanks, Robopanda)