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Written by Matt Ufford / 05.05.11

In less than two weeks, Oprah Winfrey will tape her final two shows in front of thousands at the United Center in Chicago. As part of the hype, her production company put together this little supercut of all the times she’s been mentioned in TV and movies, which I’m sure Oprah plays on repeat while saying her name aloud and masturbating on a bed filled with hundred-dollar bills defaced to have her image on them instead of Ben Franklin’s. And yeah, OF COURSE there’s a mirror on the ceiling. She’s all, “Oh, Oprah. Yes, Oprah YES! OPRAH OPRAH OPRAH!”

Yikes, I hate what my brain is capable of thinking. Anyway, it’s a pretty good little video, but I would’ve liked David Letterman’s “Uma-Oprah” bit added to the mix.

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Matt Ufford posted

"OPRAH OPRAH OPRAH!"

  1. 05.05.11 at 11:15 am
    Upstate Underdog

    I would have liked to see a South Park clip involving Oprah, like when Towelie went on her show.

  2. 05.05.11 at 11:18 am
    John Doe

    And you can add Monday’s HIMYM to the list. She’s everywhere. Like Jesus, but holier.

  3. 05.05.11 at 11:23 am
    xander crews

    Lack of Major Payne = fail.

    “I never said family don’t break up. Don’t you watch Oprah?”

    Awww shit and I just revealed that I can fluently quote Major Payne. Whatever, I am who I am. Deal with it. Screw you for judging me.

  4. 05.05.11 at 11:36 am
    Mo Charlo

    I would have liked to see the clip that your imagination came up with.

    Hey, where’re you guys going? Did I say something?

  5. 05.05.11 at 11:47 am
    La Schmoove

    Thanks for the visual, Matt! I didn’t need to have lunch anyways.

    *washes out eyeballs in open fire hydrant*

  6. 05.05.11 at 11:58 am
    Patty Boots

    My favorite Letterman/Oprah bit will always be that Super Bowl promo from ’07.

    “I want the Colts to win and you want the Bears to win, but we both win because we’re in love.”

  7. 05.05.11 at 1:16 pm
    MadPooper

    I’ll solve the puzzle…Oprah’s Favorite Thongs! money please.

  8. 05.05.11 at 6:57 pm
    ImJustSayin

    Let’s not forget the first Austin Powers movie: “Allow myself to introduce…myself. My name is Richie Cunningham and this is my wife Oprah.”

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