In my opinion, the two funniest sounds on the planet are cat hisses and cat screeches (yes, I think they’re funnier than farts). In that regard, this teaser for Animal Planet’s “My Cat From Hell” (premiering tomorrow night) may be one of the 
funniest things ever made, as it features a cat hissing or screeching about once every six seconds. Essentially “The Dog Whisperer” for cats, the series stars Jackson Galaxy, a tattooed and horrendously goateed gentleman with the fakest stage name I’ve seen in ages. He introduces himself as such:
I’m Jackson Galaxy. I’m a musician by night, and a cat behaviorist by day. *opens guitar case stuffed with cat toys*
I bet this guy has to turn away pussy all the time. Don’t quit your night job, buddy.
[video via Buzzfeed, image via woolyjumper]
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Oh, I can’t pass this up. The potential for unintentional comedy is way too high.
Also, kitties!
At first I hated this guy for the douchey facial hair, then I saw his giant hoop ear rings then I hated him even more.
Also, let this be a lesson for men out there. Never date/marry a woman with a cat, sorry Patty.
I am going to start calling all the single women I meet ‘cat guardians’.
Hell Pussy would be on my DVR without regard for content.
Did someone say Hell Pussy?
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His hipster bowling shirt says “Cat Daddy.”
I once found out that microwave ovens make cats very docile. And then I got to go buy a shiny new microwave. Win me!
I demand more Magnum P.I. Kitty photoshops.
Okay, let’s break this down like the mature adults we all are:
1) Did a cat shave his face for him?
2) It’s a fucking cat. If it’s mean or dangerous, it should be put down.
3) Seriously: it’s a cat.
4) I like the guy who got into a yelling argument with the cat. I bet he lost.
5) Upon further investigation… yep, still a cat.
6) This is the longest/least funny comment on Warming Glow today.
7) He’s a musician? Hmm. No kidding. I would never have guessed. I bet his band is awesome.
Wait… Bald, but with sideburns?
/Runs to the bathroom to grab Mangroomer.
Bonus points for the guy yelling “This is a punishment!” to a cat. A cat.
Just reading a news article about this show frightens me. “He was trying to be understanding of the cat–until it started peeing in his mouth while he was sleeping.” I’m not sure how that cat managed to make it as far as the TV show, at that point.
@0tarin In middle school my cat pee’d in my shoe…
I didn’t really realize it until midway through first period (I’ve always had sweaty feet)
The cat made it through… but your comment reminded me of this bad memory, and so I shared it from the pewlpit yesterday.