We all know that Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with fellow Nazi tattoo enthusiast Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, a revelation that came just days after Bullock tearfully thanked her husband in her Oscar acceptance speech. James is now affianced to fellow reality star Kat Von D, and during an appearance on Howard Stern’s radio show, he revealed shocking information about the sexual proclivities of his amours.
If anybody can get celebs comfortable talking about what goes on behind closed doors, it’s Stern. James told the magician of information that sex with Von D is ’100 percent’ better than that with Bullock. [Popwatch]
Whoa whoa whoa. That’s crazy talk. You mean the chick with the face and neck tattoos is more uninhibited than the vanilla actress admired by Middle America? The woman who’s addicted to getting needles jabbed into her skin is more sexually adventurous than Miss Congeniality? Why, my heart can hardly handle such ground-breaking and unexpected news. I shall now close my laptop computing device and fan myself, lest Mr. James devastate me with news that Snooki is perhaps less intellectually inclined than Ira Glass.
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The Hep C is what makes it awesome.
Oh ish, Matt be name-droppin’! Love This American Life. LOVE IT.
Banner pic has an NSFW element posing as “art.”
I listened to this idiot yesterday. Not many have made more money of the infantilism of the American male. You’ve got neck tats and ride motorcycles, yeah man you rock! Shut the fuck up.
New rule: White trash, stays with white trash. Douche.
Remember, you can’t spell Kat Von D without VD.
James: “I’m gonna get mein.”
I’m gonna guess she’s more willing to try a Dirty Hitler.
Straddle the mirror and assess the damages.
You and Jesse should spend more time in the suburbs. Vanilla is weird. I mean, what’s that shit even supposed to taste like?
You stay classy, Jesse.
I was Blind Sided by that news
In his defense, he is a douche bag.
IRA GLASS IS AN ERRAND BOY SENT BY GROCERY CLERKS TO COLLECT A BILL.
elsewhere in the news white people are better at hockey than black people….
If this nazi fuckwad can hollow out america’s sweetheart and float her on down to the next village, it gives me hope that some day I too may be able to dead horse some halfway hot.
What a fucking shithead. I hope he gets herpes up to his nostrils.
I can’t imagine someone fabricating their fantastic sex life on Stern.
Most likely means that nasty Kat rims his stinky ass and Sandra would not.