I consider myself a relatively open-minded person. I have no problem with gay marriage. I’ll befriend people of any race as long as they’re attractive. I understand and accept that young people will always wear clothes I think are stupid. I’m even okay with women voting and driving cars, just as long as they don’t do it while they’re having their period.
But THIS… This is truly F’d up. In the clip from Nat Geo’s “Taboo” below, you’ll see a man who spends half his life as an “adult baby.” He plays with Legos in an adult-sized playpen, sucks on a pacifier, wears a diaper, and gets fed by a former nurse who indulges his fantasy. It is DARK AS HELL.
I just don’t get why any adult would want to be a baby, because being an adult owns so hard. You get to drink booze and stay up late and have sex and watch HBO. That totally makes the crappy stuff like paying bills worthwhile. Although I suppose it would be pretty cool to crap your pants at your whim.
More from Jezebel:
[Stanley] explains “adult baby” role playing as a way of blowing off steam from a stressful day of work. Except that he doesn’t have a job. Neither does Sandra. They both receive Social Security disability benefits for unspecified reasons and use their free time to run an adult baby internet support group and building custom-made baby furniture that can support Stanley’s weight.
…and that, boys and girls, is how conservatives are made.
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“Unspecified Reasons”? DID YOU SEE THOSE TITTAES.
I remember watching a Donahue show about sexual fetishes when I was way too young to know about such things. They had women who loved men who dressed up as babies, and the guys were wearing diapers on Donahue’s set. Thank you for posting this video and giving me a flashback I didn’t need.
BABALITY!
I don’t react to much, but when I saw those shoulder bags on that nurse I actually rubbed my eyes and looked again to make sure I wasn’t mistaking a sasquatch carrying two huge water balloons filled with jello.
The only baby like activity I still enjoy doing is sucking on some titays (not my mom’s you sickos).
/high five
Also, where the fuck do you buy XXXXL footie pajamas with penguins on them?
“sucks on a pacifier, wears a diaper, and gets fed by a former nurse who indulges his fantasy.”
Sounds like one fucked up rave party.
I hope these are the kind of virgins Osama found waiting for him in the afterlife.
At least she doesn’t try carrying him in a Baby Bjorn. She’d really need her disability pay after that.
Let me see this weirdo build an “exer-saucer” and I might be impressed.
What’s up with this? What’s up with that?
“Hello? DevGru? Yeah, it’s your Uncle Jack. Hey, nice job killing Osama and all, but I think I’ve found an even bigger threat to America.”
“How did you get this number?”
*Hangs up phone, runs and hides*
Seriously though, I totally understand why people would say we spend too much on defense and not enough on social programs. This guy is obviously going through a rough patch and will be back on his feet in no time. It’s not his fault the economy went bad and he lost his job as an investment banker at Lehmans.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
eeeeeeeeeeeeesh.
John Waters recently said that even he thinks the “adult baby” guys should be… well, I think the exact quote was “Lock these fuckers up and throw away the key!”
Dude, when even John Waters has to put his foot down, that’s saying something.
Why did you have to post this?! Oh, god, I can’t.
If only I’d grown up in Germany then I’d know how to hide this boner at work.
Hey, I crap myself all the time. That’s what alcohol is for, for Pete’s sake. But you won’t see me wearing no sissy pampers, no sir! I crap right in my BVD’s like the Lord intended an adult to do!
Oh, if only I was in charge of the Navy Seals.
Positives:
-Shitting your pants and not having to clean yourself up.
-Sucking on Tits
-Playing with toys all day
Negatives:
-Sitting in your own shit
-The tits you suck on belong to your mother
-Anything Tyco makes is not as good as a PS3
Advantage:
Adults
I bet he’ll find a nice woman his own age as soon as he drops all that baby fat.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, are why people go into psychiatry.
“…and that, boys and girls, is how conservatives are made.”
quite possibly the greatest thing I’ve ever read.
“it’s easy to get into the baby feel while you’re in it.”
just think about that.
I saw the new season preview the other day for this and another episode focuses on a woman who raises a creepy real-looking baby as if it were a real human.
I feel like these topics aren’t “Taboo” as much as they are just fucked up things an extreme fringe of humans partake in. S&M is taboo. Pretending to be a baby or raising a doll is just fucked up.
Put these people on TLC where they rightfully belong!
I thought crapping your pants on a whim was a benefit of adulthood.
Not available in my region? Something this amazing exists on the internet, and it is not available in my region?
It’s 2011, how can a video titled “Taboo: Adult Baby” be blocked from the world?
I really wanted to see how that highchair turned out.
@Matt: seriously, that first paragraph may be the most entertaining thing you’ve ever written.
@Matt: Still wondering what it all means? Trying to put the pieces of Iraq back together?
This guy just made it worth it for me. FREEDOM SON.
Adult babies? Have seen how many sippy cups they sell at Starbuck$?
/That is the largest case of diaper rash in the world.
Fatties tag is right. Dear jebus, that woman has the jaw of a bulldog and the tits of a beanbag chair.
…kill it with fire.
Actually, this is a typical liberal. Never catch a conservative acting this way. This freal probably voted for that freak obammy
brilliant closer!I bet Trump dedicates several hours a week to the same type of behavior…
You are such an ignorant, shame on you.
i feel like those are the people from texas chainsaw massacre. people like that are going to murder with baby music playing in the background. Keep those crazy fuckers away from me and locked away from everyone else.