Cougar Town (ABC) — Season finale. The cul-de-sac heads to Hawaii. I support and encourage 46-year-old women around the world to look like Courteney Cox in a bikini. Also having a season finale on ABC: Modern Family.
American Idol (Fox) — Season finale. The only thing I know about this season of “Idol” — aside from the presence of Steven Tyler and Jennifer Lopez — is that the two finalists are both bland teenage country singers. Lauren and… is it Scott? Scotty? Something like that.
South Park (Comedy Central) — Cartman organizes a benefit for crack babies. Are crack babies still a thing? I thought that was an ’80s phenomenon.
Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior (CBS) — Series finale. Fun fact: I can’t name a single actor on this show except guest star French Stewart. There is no conceivable way that I could watch this show even accidentally.
Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Weddings (Oxygen) — Season finale. Thanks for that helpful capitalization in the middle of the word, Oxygen. It’s truly a PUNderful name for a show about the business Tori Spelling sTARDed.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Kevin Bacon on Letterman; Chaz Bono on Leno; Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Sarah Vowell on Kimmel; Norm MacDonald on Ferguson; Lucy Liu on Fallon (also: a performance by David Crosby and Graham Nash); and the delightfully candid Todd Phillips on Carson Daly.
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god I’d love to show Courtney my Cox
Season Finale of South Park? i think its the 4th or 5th episode of the year
wait its south park finale? how can that be its been what 5 episodes?
Settle down, ladies. It was a copy-and-paste error.
MY PANTIES ARE ALL A TWIST NOW MATT
I have had two separate dreams where I attended the Oscars and a tipsy Courteney Cox pawed at me like a kitten throughout the ceremony. These dreams were both very pleasant.
The day we can edit comments to fix our dipshit grammar and syntax will be like double Christmas for me.
EDIT: Uh-oh. Matt just created a monster.
Danger: go into the backend of the website and click on “Comments.” Merry Double Christmas.
Danger, you just need to combine those dreams.
Courtney Cox looks OK but I wish she looked more like Courtney Cox.
Courtney Cox, I love you, you’re so hot, on that show!
Sorry you had South Park and Courtney Cox in the same post and I couldn’t resist.
I once had a dream about Courtney Cox too, true story!
Although in my dream we were breaking up. Even in my dreams I can’t do f’n better than David Arquette.
If this is an excuse for Cartman to sing “In the Ghetto” again, I’m all for it.
I think Courtney Cox is gorgeous, but she needs to accept that she’s getting older and not to fight it. Otherwise she’ll end up looking like Christa Miller who is botoxed to hell and can’t move her fish lips.
/Snaps fingers
I’m one of those people who can’t get past the name Cougar Town. It’s just so, so awful.
And is anyone else irked by ABC showing the Happy Endings episodes out of order? It’s not confusing or anything, but I’m anal retentive and it bothers me.
I love that the Cougar Town title screen has been mocking the name of the show.
Looking older isn’t as bad as looking demimoorer. Keep your face!
@patty RE:Happy Endings i was wondering why the characters seemed to forget shit that happened. why the hell have they been playing them out of order?
Criminal Minds: SB stars Forrest Whitaker’s f’ed eye, which I’ve named Lazeball.
Oxygen at one point rented out every one of the like 40 adspaces in the underground walkway between the 6th Ave L/F/M stop and the 14th Street 1-2-3 stop and advertised all six or so of their shows by putting huge pictures of the stars (TORI Spelling, Paris Hilton, and other dolled-up awful women doing terrible shows) duckfacing and winking and shit, and then after every full cycle it was just a picture of all of them next to each other. I walked by this every day, twice a day, and it was the first time I seriously considered large-scale vandalism.
Some hipster obviated the need for me to risk doing time. He/she went for the deepness, and I’ll have to admit, did it pretty well. Here it is:
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Danger, I’ve got a backend you can go into…
*points to Jacktion!*
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Anyone else see Abed in the background of “Cougar Town”? It was pretty subtle; you might have missed it.
Anyone else notice that H. Jon Benjamin is getting a sketch comedy show on comedy central? This seems like something I should have heard of before.
That wasn’t Courtney Cox in your dream Danger,that was Courtney Love! ewe
@John Doe- I saw. Pure brilliance inserting Abed into the background, thus making him the Cougar Town extra he dreamt of being.
Hammer, I think ABC wanted to show the stronger episodes early to keep people watching.
In a related story, I really want Max to be my gayfety.
There were also a few Scrubs references (Sam Lloyd making an appearance as Ted) in last night’s episode, not that I ever watched/owned all seasons of that show or anything.
*runs away hastily*
Hooch is crazy.