Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) — Season premiere. Well, not so much a season premiere as it is the beginning of a new batch of episodes. “Tosh” isn’t exactly the kind of show with seasons — not unless you live and die by the wardrobe tweaks. ANYWAY, tonight Daniel gets in the ring to take a punch from Manny Pacquiao. Should be worth watching.
One Tree Hill (CW) — Season finale. Eight years. This show has existed for eight years. Anyone who watched this show as a teenager is now old enough to know better.
NCIS (CBS) — Season finale. Did you know that Mark Harmon almost replaced Don Johnson on “Miami Vice”? Harmon hasn’t stopped feathering his hair in the quarter-century since that happened. Also on CBS: The Good Wife airs its Season 2 finale.
Glee (Fox) — Yup, it’s sweeps: somebody dies in tonight’s episode. I remember watching “90210″ in high school and being all excited because the promos said someone was going to die. Then it ended up being David’s retarded cowboy friend who was barely in the show, and I was pissed. “Glee” would have to go a long way to have a lamer death than that.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Stevie Nicks performs on the results show. Afterwards, she and Kirstie Alley can compare before and after photos. Before and after getting fat, I mean. In case that wasn’t clear.