Tosh.0 (Comedy Central) — Season premiere. Well, not so much a season premiere as it is the beginning of a new batch of episodes. “Tosh” isn’t exactly the kind of show with seasons — not unless you live and die by the wardrobe tweaks. ANYWAY, tonight Daniel gets in the ring to take a punch from Manny Pacquiao. Should be worth watching.
One Tree Hill (CW) — Season finale. Eight years. This show has existed for eight years. Anyone who watched this show as a teenager is now old enough to know better.
NCIS (CBS) — Season finale. Did you know that Mark Harmon almost replaced Don Johnson on “Miami Vice”? Harmon hasn’t stopped feathering his hair in the quarter-century since that happened. Also on CBS: The Good Wife airs its Season 2 finale.
Glee (Fox) — Yup, it’s sweeps: somebody dies in tonight’s episode. I remember watching “90210″ in high school and being all excited because the promos said someone was going to die. Then it ended up being David’s retarded cowboy friend who was barely in the show, and I was pissed. “Glee” would have to go a long way to have a lamer death than that.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC) — Stevie Nicks performs on the results show. Afterwards, she and Kirstie Alley can compare before and after photos. Before and after getting fat, I mean. In case that wasn’t clear.
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That kid deserved to shoot himself in the face for the way he wore his hat.
Hopefully tonight is the school shooting episode.
At least it wasn’t the episode when the Noxzema girl died. THAT was a big loss for the show.
Frontline tells you where to get the best meth in the Midwest tonight. Thank me in six or eight months when your driver license renewal photos look so good.
Oh god…I remember that 90210 episode. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
Come on, Annalynne McCord and a tragic (hilarious) sybian accident!
Huh. I admit, the idea of seeing Tosh get punched in the face *does* make me want to tune in…
Then it ended up being David’s retarded cowboy friend who was barely in the show, and I was pissed. “Glee” would have to go a long way to have a lamer death than that.
I just got home and read this to my wife, she said, “I think they did it, they killed off someone who was literally retarded and never in the show.” So, um… congrats?
So was it the Sister of whats-her-face or was it the one that was on the Fruit loops?
yeah, Glee’s death was a person who’s been in like three episodes. Not exactly must-see TV
I pretty much hate everything and everyone but Hellcats was really boss this year. I enjoyed the skin. And the choices. And how it ended the way it should have developed mid-season. Well I suppose I won’t miss that after all. But I’ll miss the skin, that is certain. It’s really true that when you see a whole bunch of people kind of dancing athletically I lower the volume and switch to porn.
RIP Scott Scanlon. Sorry Emily Valentine was a total skank at your birthday party.