Case #1 - So Franklin gets on the divorce case and is like “Let’s just settle this easy and relaxed because I’m super easy and relaxed” but then the jerk lawyers are all “Here are pictures showing your client kissing some lady” and the other lawyers are all “Here are pictures of YOUR client kissing some lady” and, BRO, it’s THE SAME LADY. Whoa. Then the sexy felon private eye that works for Franklin and Bash investigates and the bisexual double mistress is like “Hey I never slept with either of them so this part of the plot really isn’t going anywhere,” and Franklin is all “Why didn’t he sleep with her ZOMG LIGHT BULB I know but first I have to break about a dozen important ethics rules by inviting him to my sweet house party.” So he does. While there, Franklin’s like “Let’s be honest you can’t get it up, bro. Don’t worry it happens to everyone,” and international playboy guy is all “No way I can’t totes get it up okay you got me I can’t.” This is funny because LOL at old man penis. Then the husband confesses this to his wife and they call off they divorce and live happily ever after.
I want more like this!
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