Case #2 – Ok. Only Bash is on this case because tall client bro was a dick to Franklin in high school. So Bash goes to court and is like “Your Honor, come on. Assault?,” but the prosecutor is like “Ok, but also DUI,” and Bash goes “LOLWUT?” So now he has to show dude wasn’t drunk which he does by putting an old lady on the stand to say he only had two beers. (Did I mention dude lives with his Nana and parties with old broads because he lost his job because the economy is bad? ‘Cause he does.) But then the prosecutor lady is like, “Ok old lady, IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME, which it isn’t because here’s proof you used to be a prostitute!” ZOMG OLD LADY HOOKER. So now Bash needs a new plan, and he and Franklin party and play by their own rules and are like LIGHT BULB what if Franklin shotguns two beers in court and takes a breathalyzer to show that maybe dude wasn’t drunk when he drove the golf cart, only later after the alcohol got into his system because that’s what happens when you SLAM BEERS SON? So they do.
BUT THERE’S A TWIST!
Bash has to run to the office to deal with Franklin’s divorce lady case because Franklin’s too drunk to drive because he totes shotgunned two MORE beers in court which is cool because UP HIGH BROSEPH. Bash tells him to ask for a continuance but the judge is all, “Nope, why don’t you just give the closing, Guy I Just Watched Shotgun 2-4 Beers And Fail A Breathalyzer,” and Franklin’s like “Cool.” Then he gives the closing and they win and it turns out the dude that was a dick to Franklin in high school wasn’t really a dick and they all live happily ever after, too.
Then Franklin pukes in an elevator. The end.
I want more like this!
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