You may remember “Randall” as the dude who provided the hilariously sassy voiceover to the NatGeo clip of the “crazy nastyass” honey badger. Now he’s back with a promotion for the Hub Network’s “Jem” marathon. On one hand, it’s not as funny: he doesn’t swear in this video, and a gay man narrating “Jem” isn’t as incongruous as a play-by-play of a badger/cobra fight (“Look at that sleepy fck!”). On the other hand, it’s just good to hear his voice again. I want Randall to narrate all the television I watch, even the good shows like “Mad Men”: “Look at that handsome son of a bitch! Drinking at work, smoking in bed. Don Draper don’t care!”
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I know this shouldn’t bother me, but it should totally be “Jem AIN’T Care.”
Yes I DVR’d the Jem marathon and yes it was truly outrageous. I think I need to start a Jem outfit Tumblr.
I would have drafted Jem in KSK’s Mock Draft: “Cartoon Characters with Whom We’d Like to Engage in Sexual Intercourse”
52 more episodes than Josie and the Pussycats? I wish the 80′s were something I could set fire to.
C’mon, honey badger was waaay better.
Wait, wait — the Misfits were formed to bring down Jem? Did Glenn Danzig know about that?
The only thing truly outrageous about this video is that I managed to sit through the whole thing.
Discovery Channel needs to give Randall his own show. I’d even buy the DVDs.
Honey badger guy couldn’t hold Jiz guy’s jock. [www.youtube.com]
We are the misfits, our songs are better, we are the misfits the misfits and we’re gonna get her.