The miniature humans who comprise the cast of “Entourage” gathered on a mountainous overlook of Los Angeles for the new poster promoting the show’s eighth and final season. As you can see, each “Entourage” star is barely taller than a golden retriever (and about as likely to put his face in a woman’s crotch without first asking permission). I heard that this is the show’s last season because the budget for shoe lifts and stepping stools has spiraled out of control.
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I need four stout men who are good at pushing people in the back. Who’s with me?
Where was the giant earthquake when this picture was taken? Fucking earthquakes and their shitty timing.
/joins Zack’s group of 4 stout men
How much coke and sluts can an average Hollywood actor go through in 6 years? Find out on the final season of Entourage.
I’m in, but I call dibs on Turtle.
Aw fuck brah, end of an era yo.
Since I stand at a generous 5’8 I’m always taken aback by criticism of actors being short. Like someone saying they can’t watch The Shield because they met Michael Chiklis once and he’s like 4’9. Not suggesting thats what you’re doing here- entourage is awful for so many reasons but I’m not sure why the height of the cast even comes up.
/climbs down from tiny soapbox using step-stool
I HATE THIS SHOW…aside from Ferrara (Turtle), Arie’s various assistants and at times Piven, these are serious no talents. I still don’t get how Grenier has any acting jobs at all, let alone a major part in a multi-season show on HBO. Grenier is Keanu Reeves lite. I can’t tell you how much I HATE THIS SHOW…
@dachsund
Aside from Turtle???
let’s hope this season ends with a visit from the Manson family.
“Everything the light touches is our kingdom.”
“Ha, bro, Drama’s ass is our domain.”
But seriously, how fucking short is Turtle? If he is over 5’3 I’ll be amazed.
haha aside from Turtle? Good joke.
we gotta get over the “not tall enough for being good lead role/ensemble cast” thing… ACKNOWLEDGEMENT FOR THE FIVE FOOTERS BITCHES!
just don’t put your hand on top of my head*
oh, and fuck this show.
I still can’t trust Josh after he said this show was good. Then again, he is very young, so maybe I should let him off.