As we all know, “True Blood” returned with its Season 4 debut on Sunday, and those who watched were treated to mythical creatures like witches and vampires and fairies and sexy cage-fighting lesbians. Frankly, I found it underwhelming, but the premiere matched a series high for viewership:
The fourth season premiere of True Blood Sunday matched its series high performance of 5.4 million viewers. It also improved upon its season 3 debut by 6 percent.
The rebroadcast at 11 p.m. added an additional one million viewers for a combined 6.4 million viewers on Sunday. Viewership levels will no doubt build over the next few episodes, especially since fans expect Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) and Sookie (Anna Paquin) to hook up in the shower this season. [EW]
Frankly, I find ratings news boring and I don’t enjoy writing about it. But I’ll happily use this news story to demand more screen time for Deborah Ann Woll, who plays the young vampire Jessica. She inspires me the way young people get inspired for political causes. That’s why I’ve printed up a whole bunch of signs that read DEBORAH ANN WOLL NAKED IN 2011.
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I like to picture Woll and her background friend in the banner having a quiet moment together. Frequently. And
tearfullyviolentlyvigorously.In that picture she looks like Elizabeth Berkley.
Where can I contribute to this super-PAC and how can we get every Republican candidate to sign a Woll Naked Pledge?
Paid for by Citizens to see Deb Woll Naked in 2011
More Ginger Bush in 2011!!!
Schamotnik, from my studies this show seems to indicate vampires shave to a landing strip style. This statement is informational only and not intended to endorse any particular candidate or issue stance.
Dear True Blood,
More naked cage-fighting lesbians please. Thank you.
I will personally vote yes for myself and every one of my dead relatives on this ballot for Naked Woll.
Watched some of season one and thought it had potential. Every year they add a new mythical creature and the quality slides further.
That can all be redeemed by better use of naked cage-fighting lesbians, or as I call them, the greatest mythical creature of all!
Also, that redhead looks better every season.