
Researchers at UCSD partnered with Samsung to develop a realistic way to bring smells to your television and mobile device, thus making Smell-O-Vision technologically possible fifty years after it was first conceived.
The technology works by using a 100×100 matrix of thin metal wires that heats any one of 10,000 smell-forming aqueus [sic] solutions, allowing for 10,000 different smells. The researchers tested two different perfumes, and found that the smells were perceptible up to 30cm away. [Gizmodo]
This is a great idea for every cooking show, and a terrible idea for everything else. There are WAY too many dead bodies on my favorite shows for Smell-O-Vision to be something I’d want for my TV. “Game of Thrones” would be sixty minutes of rotting flesh and sex juices from a time before deodorant existed. Thanks but no thanks, scientists. You guys can get back to work on something important now, like curing cancer or making hoverboards.



pop quiz hot shots, would you rather smell the jersey shore house through smell-o-vision or eat one of those shit burguers from japan?
Great, now when I’m watching the judges on The Voice I’ll be able to say, “See, they do smell like Kodiak, semen, weed and douche.”
Mmmm, the heady musk of lust and pond-water, trapped in the wild, tangled curls of her pelt…