GRRR SEXY DARK AGES. This video from Funny or Die doesn't have a lot of laughs, but it does a pretty good job of making fun of "The Borgias" and "The Tudors." Plus it stars Natalie Zea and Diora Baird, so if you don't feel like watching it then you can scroll through the following pages for screencaps. I get the clicks, you get the best parts without watching the video, everybody wins. [Funny or Die]
Great Moments in Dog Driving History. Not dog driving like cattle herding, but dogs driving as in dogs driving cars. It's just as awesome as it sounds. [Uproxx]
Next Week on 'The Killing.' Holder and Linden trace Rosie's death to the Seattle Seahawks. [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
One man, 170 costumes. When a one-legged man found out his son's school bus route went directly past their house, he decided to wear a different costume in front of the house every school day of the year. [Gamma Squad]
Luxury cat looks like Mythbuster. I knew I hated Jamie Hyneman's face! [The Daily What and reddit]
Surf dogs! The best of the 2011 Coronado Bay Surf Dog Competition. Or as I call it, "Yay! Dogs on surfboards!" [With Leather]
Scene Breakdown: the Breaking Dawn trailer. I can't wait for the Twilight series to be over, and for all the Twilight fans to die of diabetes. [FilmDrunk]
Internet History: Ron Swanson's Love Affair with Meat. Very different from your mom's. [Alex Leo]
YEEHAW CHURCH AND FAKE TITTIES! Watch the trailer for CMT's new reality show, "Texas Women." Why "Texas Women"? Because "Real Housewives of Texas" violates Bravo's copyright. [Inside TV]
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WHEELCAT! Wheels instead of legs! A shirt to go with her fur! Nothing can stop Wheelcat! (except maybe stairs) [bunnyfood]
Hey 'True Blood,' lay off the advertising for eight seconds. So here's what we've got: a new promo at Spoiler TV, and the first six (mostly lame) minutes of the new season. I couldn't remember why I paid any attention to this show... and then Deborah Ann Woll tore her shirt open. Yup, I'm watching.
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Confession: I really just want someone to find Warming Glow by Googling "sexy corpses."
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If all the Twilight fans die of diabetes, who will take care of all of those cats that will be homeless?
I think I speak for most of America when I say that I need a movie about dogs surfing more than I need oxygen. Where you at, Air Bud people?
But Edward loves their sugary blood! Can’t get enough of it.
It’s like blood confit, if it were possible for blood to somehow be stored in another liquid and that liquid were fat women. Joke’s getting away from me a little bit.
Danger, if it’s not called Surf’s Pup!, then I don’t want to see it.
We scored a Ron Swanson interview too, over at Popdose.
Diora Baird = Hot and really cool.
Natalie Zea = Hot and quite the bitch.
What say you, penis? “Don’t mind if I do.”
Maybe the sequel could be Surf’s Pup:Hang Toungue
+1′s to both DG and Mike.
I think maybe they could follow up with Surf’s Pup 3: Surf Schnauzers Must Die.
you had me at “Natalie Zea and Diora Baird”
Natalie Zea is funny, too? Aw, goddammit.
How is it possible we live in a universe that Diora Baird is not in every movie ever made. That just boggles my mind. They should even digitally insert her into old silent pictures from the 20′s. There is no justice in the world if Kirsten Dunst gets movie roles and my Diora does not.
@essequemodeia – How is Natalie Zea a bitch? Have I missed something? She dislikes wearing bras, so we can see her nipply delights. If that’s being a bitch, I wish all hot women were bitches.