Some people have wondered how “The League” would respond to the NFL lockout if the work stoppage continues and interrupts the coming season. The answer, according to this new video, is exactly how the rest of us NFL fans have responded: with angry demands that the owners and players work their sh*t out and play some games so that we can be distracted from our terrible, meaningless lives. Cheers to this. And yes, I’m drinking before noon. Don’t judge me, it’s been a long morning.
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So what’s the verdict on this Aselton bitch? Yea or nay or feel her up on the subway?
Dirty Randy preys on the weak, just like NFL owners. And strippers.
I’ve never seen the show, cursor, but based on the above she seems good enough to get the Tokyo Grope treatment at least.
What is it with eye-black? Mmmm-mmmm.
Well the eye black lets her see things better during moments of rough play on the field.
I had a money shot joke ready but I’m moving kind of slow this morning.
Wait! I got one….
The Eye-black is because someone had to tell her twi-
You know what? I’m not low enough for one of those.
The League would actually be a lot funnier without the football stuff. Not that its bad now, I just feel like they shoehorn football plots in there.
And I’d break Aselton in half. WITH MY DICK!
The Royal Council in my pants declares her hot enough for pokin.
BTW, they got Rafi, but not Pete? WHATS UP WITH THAT?
/does running man
Aselton is a total MILF, I would LOVE to just tear her apart while our kids bang on the bedroom door and cry, “Why are you hurting Mommy?!?”
If there isn’t an NFL season I hope they blame it on Ruxin winning the fantasy league last season.
But it was an eggs-mas miracle!
Weird that Pete wasn’t there…maybe he was off making another incredibly horrible mumblecore movie…His show is funny and great entertainment, his movies suck so bad it’s shocking. I could easily say Cyrus was among the worst professionally done movies I’ve ever seen. But I can’t wait for The League.
Matt has been drinking already? The mailbag should be fun today. Looking forward to it.
needs more Taco
I’m so confused by the one guy’s slight lisp. It’s not big enough to hate him for it, but it surfaces often enough to put me on edge. He’s my second favorite character though. I’m so conflicted!
That show’s about football? It’s awfully… white…
I demand more Dirty Randy!