Franklin & Bash (TNT) — Series premiere. Mark-Paul Gosselaar and the Breckin “Please Punch My Face” Meyer star in this frat-tastic legal series that appears to be Danger Guerrero’s ideal of a law career, as evidenced by the line, “You know the old saying: if the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, have a hot chick with enormous breasts take off her clothes in court.”
Stanley Cup Finals (NBC) — Game 1, Boston at Vancouver. We are all Canucks.
Snakes on a Plane (FX) — I want these monkey-fighting snakes off this Monday-to-Friday plane!
Sand Masters (Travel) — Series premiere. Weirdos make elaborate sand castles, er, sculptures. Thanks, but I’ll wait for TLC’s dwarf version.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Bill Murray on Letterman; Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Sarah Vowell on Kimmel; David Beckham on Ferguson; and Aubrey Plaza (yes!) on Leno (no!). Everyone else is in repeats or has lame guests.
I want more like this!
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