Franklin & Bash (TNT) — Series premiere. Mark-Paul Gosselaar and the Breckin “Please Punch My Face” Meyer star in this frat-tastic legal series that appears to be Danger Guerrero’s ideal of a law career, as evidenced by the line, “You know the old saying: if the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, have a hot chick with enormous breasts take off her clothes in court.”
Stanley Cup Finals (NBC) — Game 1, Boston at Vancouver. We are all Canucks.
Snakes on a Plane (FX) — I want these monkey-fighting snakes off this Monday-to-Friday plane!
Sand Masters (Travel) — Series premiere. Weirdos make elaborate sand castles, er, sculptures. Thanks, but I’ll wait for TLC’s dwarf version.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Bill Murray on Letterman; Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Sarah Vowell on Kimmel; David Beckham on Ferguson; and Aubrey Plaza (yes!) on Leno (no!). Everyone else is in repeats or has lame guests.
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So figure this out.. it’s actual the Stanley Cup Final, no ‘S’.
I’m hoping for a high scoring game: I do a shot every time the Canucks score, a victory shot when they win, and I don’t work tomorrow.
If all else fails, I’ll always have my low tolerance to rely on…
Fuck yeah Bill Murray on Letterman
You know me too well, Matt.
Also, if there’s not a line at some point in this show about presenting Exhibit DD, I’ll eat the Constitution.
LOLZ @ Danger. You know, the whole Franklin and Bash thing.
/shows self out
Fuck yeah Sara Vowell on Kimmel.
(what? maybe she’ll nibble him with her little rodent teeth)
I would absolutely watch a show based around monkey-fighting snakes.
All day I was prepared to facetiously complain when you didn’t include the game in the “What’s On Tonight” roundup. I’ve been waiting 14 years to see Vancouver back in the finals. (I’m pluralizing it because there are 4-7 games. Sounds like more than one to me.)
Jeff Winger is the only douchebag lawyer TV needs.
I submit that “Breckin” is a worse name for a man than either “Leigh” or “Leslie”. In fact, it’s a worse name for anyone.
All late night is in repeat this entire week except for Daily Show & Colbert
I honestly thought Malcolm McDowell was dead.
The only thing that would make Franklin & Bash better is if Amy Smart takes a role as Breckin Meyer’s love interest. We used to call them the Hepburn and Tracy of our generation.
I may be the only person who enjoyed the other law show Zach Morris was in. So, obviously, I’m kind of excited for the new one.
Franklin and Bash really IS the most brotastic show on TV. And I loved every minute of it.
If Danger Guerrero’s ass is fine as MPG’s, I’m rethinking my life. /SUCHAFINEASS
Franklin and Bash is a good show in the vein of Boston Legal if your a tv fan and you don’t like this then you really have to start questioning your smarts (get the joke ???) http://www.dailystooge.com
From Ric The Real Stooge