Love in the Wild (NBC) — Series premiere. “Survivor” meets dating game. Reviews are mixed-to-poor, but I’m intrigued. If those women holding that map is any indication, this will be the funniest new show on television all year.
Great State of Georgia (ABC Family) — Series premiere. Raven-Symone stars in this new sitcom as Georgia, an aspiring actress living in New York. Hijinks ensue. Also premiering on tonight: Melissa & Joey.
The Voice (NBC) — Season finale. I watched some of last night’s episode, the first time I’d seen any of the show since the auditions. I can’t believe the bald lesbian made it to the finals.
MythBusters (Discovery) — Season finale. Myths get busted.
Royal Pains (USA) — Season 3 premiere. All I know about this show is that there’s a doctor who works for rich people in the Hamptons. I might actually watch an episode if Ina Garten guest starred as someone who died.
Franklin & Bash (TNT) — A lot of people loved Danger Guerrero’s bro-tastic recap last week and wanted to know if it would become a weekly feature. And the answer is no: it will be a recurring feature, but not weekly. Danger’s busy with studying for the bar exam, and we like to keep you guessing when you’ll get your chance to make “bar exam” jokes about drinking.