Weeds (Showtime) — Season 7 premiere. Before the new story can get in underway in New York, Mary-Louise Parker begins the season in prison, while hurj sjbhfail hsfkhn fif sa. Whoa, sorry. I drifted off into a daydream about being Mary-Louise Parker’s prison guard. (high-res of the banner image available here)
The Big C (Showtime) — Season 2 premiere. Laura Linney still has cancer.
Law & Order: LA (NBC) — Bob Saget guest stars as a “seedy porn producer,” according to Yahoo. As opposed to the legions of porn producers who are not seedy. And if you think that I don’t have more jokes about “seed” and “porn,” you are woefully mistaken.
MasterChef (Fox) — Only 15 chefs remain. Or it 30?
Teen Wolf (MTV) — A bloody body is discovered in a video store. Also discovered: a video store.
The Bachelorette (ABC) — Reviled contestant Bentley returns to the show to boost ratings and toy with Ashley’s emotions. Note to prospective parents: you should only name your child “Bentley” if it’s a girl and you want her to become a stripper.
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I gave up on Weeds sometime around the Mexican drug lord. Worth returning to?
Otto – I gave up after the second season despite my love for Mary-Louise Parker and I’ve been told it has just gotten crappier since then.
I didn’t make it past Season 1 of Weeds. I’m kind of amazed anyone else did.
Well, I can say the two of you didn’t miss anything. As soon as they left behind Romany Malco’s character, it was all downhill from there.
I would start watching if it took the direction of Chained Heat or Chained Fury (with an escape and in hiding as a nurse at an all-girls school). I really should have been a producer.
Linda Blair in the where now with the what now?
Worst game of Clue ever.
STILL has cancer? They’re really beating that plot line to death.
Call me when MLP gets both the Zack Morris AND AC Slater train given to her.