Behold, the lobster dog: a hot dog topped with copious amounts of lobster. Still not as good as the original. [Photo at BuzzFeed, Photoshop by the always awesome Robopanda]
They see me rollin’. 50 Rap Songs About Cars. Rappers really like cars, huh? [Smoking Section]
The Jon Hamm Emotions Challenge. This is Captain Fingerbang at his finest. [Uproxx]
@Storytime with Darnell Dockett Part 2: The Casey Anthony Trial. Dockett is quickly becoming my favorite NFL player after Maurice Jones-Drew. [WithLeather]
The Top 10 Floppiest Flops of 2011. Featuring jokes about boobs and beavers. You never let us down, Vince. [Filmdrunk]
The Glorious Fur Bikini-Wearing, Dragon-Riding, Blaster-Wielding Women of Femmes Fatales. You had me at “fur bikini.” [Gamma Squad]
The Best And Worst Of #AskObama. Ooohhh, I hope some people hate him for being black! [Uproxx]
A Graphic Guide to Very Very Many Varieties of Beer. I looked for “Citric Pisswater” but didn’t see it, so Bud Light Lime must not have made the chart. [Brobible]
The Dark Art of ‘Breaking Bad.’ Really cool profile of AMC’s acclaimed drama and show runner Vince Gilligan. [New York Times]
Ultimate puppy head-tilt GIF:
[via pleatedjeans]
