BOOM. AS PROMISED, SON. UP TOP!
Ok so we go back to court and Franklin calls his client Simone and her boobs are like WHOA, but controversy is afoot because Franklin totes starts stealing Bash’s moves and Bash is like “Objection he’s stealing my moves” and the judge is all “Shut up I don’t put up with shenanigans because I am a serious older black bro.” So then when it’s Bash’s turn to cross-examine her he gets up and hits on everyone in the jury and Franklin is all “Objection he’s hitting on everyone in the jury” and the judge is like “Didn’t you hear me the first time I AM SERIOUS.” Anyway so what’s happening now is that things are unraveling and it’s turning into Broseph v. Broseph and the sexy DA is like “The deal’s off the table because I’m gonna win both cases” and then Bash gets brunette boobs on the stand and goes “OH REALLY why don’t you tell us about how you robbed that strip club SHERRY PIE” and Franklin is all “Objection betrayal” which is a TOTALLY LEGITIMATE OBJECTION. And then when blonde boobs is on the stand, Franklin is like “Oh also you had money problems AND a prescription for the French Vicodin and even though your boobs are like KABOOM right now I will not say anything about it because this is the serious part of the show.” Bad times for bros everywhere. Oh and did I mention the part where Bash was in the hot tub with blonde boobs and then Franklin came out to get in the hot tub with brunette boobs because hot tubs are great places to meet with your clients but then they got in a fight and said very hurtful things to each other. Yep. Bad times.
But then Franklin and Bash meet at the diner and are all “Let’s quash this and hug it out’” (NOTE: Season premiere of “Entourage” coming soon bros. I’m totes the E of my friends because I have BUSINESS SENSE and my mom agreed when she brought my dinner downstairs last night.) And then they team up and realize “Hey wait that victim lady is kinda suspicious, bro” and sexy investigator ladybro is like “Yep she’s definitely getting foreclosed on or whatever and she went to the bank and probably put something in her safety deposit box but this part of the plot is a little confusing.” So then Franklin and Bash go to the judge but he’s like “I SAID I AM SERIOUS LIKE TWENTY TIMES and I will not allow this evidence even though it is definitely relevant and important to your clients’ defense.” So Franklin comes up with a plan to trick the judge by saying he has the victim’s safety deposit box but it’s actually his and the judge is like “No I know it’s yours Franklin but now you have to open it and put it all into evidence even though it’s embarrassing” which it is except for the part where he put the victim lady’s prescription for THAT SAME FRENCH VICODIN in there that the judge said he couldn’t admit before SO NOW IT DID GET INTO EVIDENCE and black bro judge got tricked. EPIC.
Also then Bash calls victim lady’s boobs “high beams” which is LOLs but yeah she drugged and robbed herself so THE SLUTS GO FREE.