Case #2 – This case was pretty stupid except for the part where little bro kept hitting on sexy lawyer and it pissed off dick lawyer so he said something douchey to little bro and little bro was all “I’m about to break a world record. What have you ever done that a girl would care about?” which is awesome because he ROASTED dick lawyer but I don’t really feel like recapping this case because it was a real letdown after all the boobs and sexy french painkillers in the last case. Whatever, little bro wins.
Then Franklin and Bash have an EPIC party where the clients and their friends show up and start pole dancing and the guys are all “Well they’re not clients anymore which one do you wanna hook up with?” but then the chicks start kissing OTHER bros and Franklin and Bash are sad and are all “Huh?” but then two hot blonde chicks walk by and they’re like “Oh yeah I almost forgot we are Franklin and Bash so there are always other sluts.”
BOOM POLE DANCING SCREENCAP THE END.
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I can feel the bro-rometer rising.
Not gonna lie…. I’m very much enjoying this show.
In a non-ironic way, even.
I’m also liking “Necessary Roughness” on USA.
What the hell is wrong with me?
As always, bros before hos.
When are they going to take on an important case, like Bro vs. Board of Education
@Grimey, or Bro vs. Wade
I heard this case was done Bro Bono.
Franklin goes “Girls, our jobs are no different than yours. We’re here to get you off” which is CRAZY LOLs because “get you off” means lawyer stuff but ALSO ORGASM. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Boom.
jesus, they’re stealing jokes from Fall Out Boy now?
So are they going to fuck each other or what?
I have never seen the show nor do I want to, but this post was hilarious! I will assume the show is exactly as you describe and just wait for the recaps.
so first Brony Danza, now Brosef Stalin. I will contribute Danny Devit-bro
/somehow not as good but still funny, much like Danny himself
I won’t lie bro, but I totes like this show.
Bro vs. Wade will only take place when TNT can promote a NBA tie-in.
I find it oddly hilarious that one of the key trademarks of brolific writing is using as many run-on sentences as possible. Fantastic, DG.
Hardcore! Straight up Rambro! I’m so fired up, I’mma go ice a bro, bro!
and oh yeah I forgot to mention in the last paragraph how brunette boob’s fingerprints were totes on the doorknob
Until I got to “doorknob”, I absolutely thought that this sentence meant that they matched her boob-prints to her boobs. It is amazing how reasonable that seemed for this show.
Thanks, everyone. And please don’t get it twisted — I may mock the broier points of this show, but I really enjoy it. It’s not “The Wire” or anything, but as far as summer TV goes, it’s way more enjoyable than most of the other doodoo out there.
@DG: How many “bro’s” are you going to slip into the PA Essay portion? I’m thinking Family Law may be the way to go.
@LastTexansFan – I’m like 50-50 on even showing up for the bar at this point. I don’t need it, I’M ALMOST A LITTLE INTERNET FAMOUS KINDA.
Would that make you brotorious Danger? I think I have to watch this show. I’m a sucker for boobs.
Sounds like Franklin & Bash came dangerously close to violating the Model Rules of Brofessional Responsibility.
This couldn’t be adverse brossession! It wasn’t bropen and brotorious.
You’re still entitled to a hearing under brocedural due process.
You’re an undiscovered trespasser and bro’wed no duty of care whatsoever.
But he’s still alive? It’s cool, we’ll just create an inter vivbros trust.
You lack standing brah, no live case or contbroversy.
/fails bar exam miserably
Great episode, at the end of the show there is a song with the lyrics i believe are “I like the girls”, anyone know who the Artist is?
These Brotastic episode recaps should be broadcast on the radio like little oprphan annie…..to bad this isnt 1940
When I read these recaps, I image DG like this: [www.youtube.com]
/he’s the COOLEST
//you don’t even KNOW
Those sluts gave me a broner.