If you ever want a good laugh, check out David Hasselhoff’s IMDb page: 30 years of “The Young and the Restless,” several “Baywatch” variants, and TV movies (who can remember 1998′s Nick Fury: Agent of the Shield?). Until now, the most respectable show featuring the Hoff in a recurring role co-starred a talking car.
But that’s going to change when the Hoff appears in the upcoming season of FX’s “Sons of Anarchy,” the excellent drama about an outlaw motorcycle gang that frequently gets featured in Warming Glow’s Just the Badass Parts.
The former America’s Got Talent judge will play Dondo, a well-endowed former porn star who is now making major coin by producing sleazy girl-on-girl adult films [NICE! --Ed.]. Turns out Dondo was given a major career boost by Luanne (Dendrie Taylor) and gets involved in a little dirty work in her memory. [TV Guide]
It’ll be weird to watch Hasselhoff in something that I’m not making fun of, but that should be offset by my excitement about the possibility of his character suffering a grisly end. The Sons have been in the porn business for two seasons now, and I’m still waiting for someone to get beaten to death with a dildo.
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Dondo = worst fake porn name ever. Would have been great if they hired Peter North to play the role of Dondo.
I’m predicting a David-Carradine-Thailand-vacation-style demise. Compared to most of the stuff The Hoff has done, it would be downright tasteful.
When I become an actor, I’m going to demand every role I play be described with the words “well-endowed.”
- “A well-endowed cop had 24 hours to retirement, then he had a bad day.”
- “A well-endowed doctor must persuade the love of his life to agree to a highly dangerous surgery.”
And so forth.
I have Nick Fury: Agent of the Shield on vhs tape!
Why yes, i am 37 and live alone, why do you ask?
Appearing on SoA did wonders for Tom Arnold’s career.
Bra-f-ing-vo on that Photoshop.
My biggest disappointment with SOA (besides Jax’s faggy white sneakers) is that they didn’t beat Tom Arnold to death. Hopefully with the Hoff, things will work out better.
According to Sutter’s Twitter, Tom Arnold and the Hoff will share at least one scene together. Makes me wonder if SOA is jumping with the sharks, though I guess you have to trust Sutter to make casting like that work.
They’re bringing back the Tom Arnold character? Can they both be beaten to death with a giant dildo?
See? Otto gets it.
talking bike with red leds or GTFO!
Well, we know he can rock the leather pants, silk shirt and man-fro. All he needs is the child molester ‘stache. This is a match made in heaven.
hoff was on y&r from 75-82. for whatever reason, when imdb lists a tv actor’s gig on a show, they list the duration of the show, not the duration of the actor’s stint on the show. as someone who spends too much time on the internet, this confused me for a while, so i thought i would share. before i see myself out, this hoff quote about his run on knight rider is pretty good —
He describes the acting he has done as “a little more difficult than if you had a regularly well-written script – like, if I was going to be in, say, Reservoir Dogs, or The Godfather, or Dances with Wolves or Lawrence of Arabia or ER, I had to talk to a car.”
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