If you ever want a good laugh, check out David Hasselhoff’s IMDb page: 30 years of “The Young and the Restless,” several “Baywatch” variants, and TV movies (who can remember 1998′s Nick Fury: Agent of the Shield?). Until now, the most respectable show featuring the Hoff in a recurring role co-starred a talking car.
But that’s going to change when the Hoff appears in the upcoming season of FX’s “Sons of Anarchy,” the excellent drama about an outlaw motorcycle gang that frequently gets featured in Warming Glow’s Just the Badass Parts.
The former America’s Got Talent judge will play Dondo, a well-endowed former porn star who is now making major coin by producing sleazy girl-on-girl adult films [NICE! --Ed.]. Turns out Dondo was given a major career boost by Luanne (Dendrie Taylor) and gets involved in a little dirty work in her memory. [TV Guide]
It’ll be weird to watch Hasselhoff in something that I’m not making fun of, but that should be offset by my excitement about the possibility of his character suffering a grisly end. The Sons have been in the porn business for two seasons now, and I’m still waiting for someone to get beaten to death with a dildo.