The trailer for the new season of “Dexter” was unveiled at Comic-Con yesterday, and for fans of the show who were disappointed with Season 5, this should help restore your faith in the show. Religion seems to be a central tenet of the coming season, as the trailer opens with a discussion about god complexes and a Jesus tattoo before Dexter smashes a victim’s head with a hammer and kicks off a rousing series of images (murder, blowjobs, Mos Def, etc.) set to “Personal Jesus.”
I’ve never gotten into “Dexter,” but I have to admit that this is a really good trailer. If I’d been one of the geeks witnessing this at Comic-Con, I definitely would have put down my bag of potato chips to clap for it.
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oh man, i so want it to be october 2nd now…
and nine in nails makes every trailer better. it’s a fact.
@drew
I don’t know about that, but Marilyn Manson certainly didn’t hurt this trailer.
/I don’t wanna sound queer or nothin’, but Depeche Mode is a sweet band
Ok. So Michael c. Hall met his co-star Jennifer Carpenter, who plays his sister on the show. They met, fell in love, and got married. A coupla years later Michael found out that he had Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, which sucks for his lymph nodes. What also sucks is that he turned his back on his wife and started fucking Dexter guest star Julia Stiles. If there is any lesson take from this, Michael C. Hall fucking hates big tits. But the awesome part is because Hall and Carpenter are still part of a “hit” show, they still have to work together. AWWWKWARD.
damn, its early. good pt, henne. my music recognition skills are off.
I just can’t believe that we’re six seasons into Dexter.
Don’t know how they’d ever top the Trinity Killer, but I’ve got my fingers crossed.
@essequemodeia: That’s until the awkwardness gets to be too much and they kill off Deb. *fingers fucking crossed for that one*
@LTF
I think they’re going to take the same road that Law & Order SVU did with Mariska Hargitay and promote Carpenter the fuck up out of there, with a decreased presence.
If they would get rid of his step-kids and son, the show would be so much better. It’s a well known fact that kids ruin everything.
They ruin television shows, too.
Hooray, Admiral Adama!
YOu’ve never gotten into Dexter? That would explain how you saw blowjobs in that trailer.
JHC, in the books, Dexter trains the kids how to be killers like himself. It’s an angle I’m hoping the show picks up.
No one else was excited that Edward James Olmos was in the trailer? No one!?
I was excited. Sexually.
@AG
I would have been, but the inclusion of Colin Hanks in the trailer killed my boner.
Seriously? Colin Hanks? In Dexter? Fuck me sideways.
what i want to know is why it took so long for the showrunners of Dexter to hire Edward James Olmos who excels in Miami-based, Latino-heavy drama
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I think Colin Hanks looks like a religious nut (pale eyes and skin, inability to grow facial hair, ambiguous sexual preferences), so if they cast him as that, good for them.
Murder, tasty murder.
I bet he almost gets caught…and then he doesn’t!
LOVE LOVE LOVE OCT 2ND IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY TO FAR AWAY THOUGH
@RONSON….. HE ALWAYS ALMOST GETS CAUGHT AND DOESN’T