
For 364 days a year, everyone who works in Hollywood sleeps until 11 a.m., lounges poolside for an hour, then has a long lunch before starting their workday around 2 p.m., thus ensuring that no entertainment news happens until the end of this blogger’s workday on the East Coast. The annual exception: the announcement of Emmy nominations, which can be seen via webcast this coming Thursday at 8:30 a.m Eastern/5:30 Pacific.
This year, the nominations will be announced by Bridesmaids star Melissa McCarthy, and in the video below, Joel McHale — who read the nominations last year — takes her through a training montage to prepare her for the job. The “training” is comprised of McCarthy folding McHale’s laundry, washing his car, getting punched in the face, and catching a chicken, so it’s not exactly the most vital of Internet videos. But it’s got McHale in full-on charming dickbag mode, and it’s been a while since I’ve indulged in that particular man-crush, so there you go.
Oh, and while we’re on the subject of Emmy nominations: MARTINDALE AND OLYPHANT OR GTFO.



DINKLAGE OR GTFO
Emilia Clarke or gtfo
PAUL REISER OR GTFO
/gets hit with tomato
//gets hit with cannonball
Jim J. Bullock or GTFO.
And agree with uh, first guy and his gibberish name. Peter Dinklage deserves some recognition for his work as Tyrion Lannister.
Isn’t Joshua Jackson supposed to be reading the nominees, too? Needs more Peter Bishop.
On a related note, John Noble or kindly get out.
Also, somebody from Community better get recognized, dammit.
Matt, you forgot WALTON GOGGINS OR GTFO.
Did Franklin & Bash start early enough to get nominated?
It would be unbrofessional not to recognize that show.
Should we get a pool going for number of nominations for HBO?
I’m going with 125.
Christina Hendricks or GTFO! (With “Christina Hendricks” being a synonym for tits.)
Wink Martindale?
You know, the rings ARE the hardest part of the Audi to clean.
Charlie Sheen or GTFO!
Am i getting banned from this site now?
After watching that video I have an ashamed and confused boner…
/Not into McHale *that* much, not a chubby chaser either (not that there is anything wrong or indifferent about that). Thus the confused part.
Friday Night Lights finally gets some acknowledgment or GTFO
Surf Nazis Must Die for the Nobel Prize or make like a tree
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