Due to my busy schedule of watching porn and scrolling through Tumblr, I’ve never watched VH1′s “Mob Wives.” However, this is Funny or Die video starring Sophia Bush and Drea de Matteo is pretty much how I envision every episode: dinner party, fight, dinner party, fight, dinner party, murder.
Related: it’s long past time for Sophia Bush to get the hell off of “One Tree Hill” and start acting in things that don’t suck. That woman is EXQUISITE. Here she is talking about ex-husband Chad Michael Murray’s penis:




The women on Mob Wives are scary…and in the cases of Cahla and Dreeter also pretty hot. Dreeter’s veins popping out of her neck when she is mad makes it look like her head is about to explode.
Between my attraction to Sophia Bush here and Tina Fey from the Jersey Shore spoof on Fallon, I’m starting to think I need to see a therapist about my obsession with trashy women.
Are you kidding? There’s no shame in loving trashy women.
Jerry Jeff Walker even wrote a lovely little ditty about the positives of a trashy woman. And we all know that JJW only speaks truth.
/will be humming that song the rest of the day
Drea de Matteo looks like Fergie’s aunt.
Oh fuck, I can’t make it 10 secs into that clip before I mute it. I can’t stand that accent.
That video was way longer than it needed to be. I felt like the trashy Sophia Bush was an improvement over the wholesome Sophia Bush. The problem with the girl next door types is that after you nail them, you realize they LIVE NEXT DOOR!
@ Matt – It’s all fun and games until you start finding Snooki attractive. Which I haven’t. Yet.
Sophia Bush is gorgeous, yet tainted with Chad Michael Murray’s penis. Better luck next time Sophia.
Can we all reflect for a moment on how huge Drea’s juggs got?
She didn’t even have those on Sons.
I love Sophia Bush!
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“busy schedule of watching porn and scrolling through Tumblr” WTF? That is MY job!