There’s an absence of interesting TV news today, and I absolutely refuse to write about the Comic-Con schedule (OMG! “Doctor Who” is in Hall H! *fart noise*), so instead I’m sharing the “Law & Order: SVU” drinking game that’s currently burning up Tumblr. It’s an excellent drinking game in that it’s simple and straightforward, but my preliminary math shows that it will only produce a gentle buzz, and not the roaring blackout drunkenness that might inspire someone to smash up the Ed Sullivan Theater. I recommend tripling the dosage.
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You could write about what the Lady War Eagles accomplished yesterday – it happened on TV, and Brandon hasn’t said a damned word about it yet over on withleather.
I once played the Iron Chef drinking game back when I could hold my liqour better. That thing dominated me.
There are never any stand alone Law and Order episodes. There’s always at least one more after. This drinking game can go on for 2+ hours.
True SVU fans to put the date rape drug in their beers before the game begins.
Couldn’t we just add “Give me your badge and your gun” and make it finish your beer
Richard Belzer enters with an explanation that moves the plot forward (shot)
“Someone hits on Mariska.”
Shouldn’t there be something extra if it is a woman? There is in my “game”.
They forgot “Munch’s conspiracy theory” and “Shoehorned-in political argument”.
i love that show!!!
theres another sheet next to it with rules 9-16 but not included in the picture. this is in my friends living room haha
Now we just have to wait for the next marathon on USA. Oh, wait. There’s one this Tuesday.
Better drinking points:
(1) Someone says “I need a bus!”
(2) Olivia calls Elliot “El.”
(3) Elliot roughs up a suspect.
(4) Cragen threatens to fire Elliot.
(5) Olivia’s lack of husband/children is painful back story.
Oh, and:
(6) Cragen commands an officer to “go home and get some rest.”
(7) Tutuola’s gay son just happens to be involved in yet another case.
(8) Elliot’s kid/Olivia’s brother are wreaking havoc again.
Hehehe I can tell Jules watches the show… also here to add:
1. Anytime the IAB guy shows up and gives Benson and/or Stabler crap for absolutely no reason other than his personal unexplained beef with them.
2. Anytime a victim is referred to as ‘the vic’.
3. Anytime there’s a new ADA.
4. Anytime there’s a new ADA… and they don’t suck. (x10!)
5. Anytime they get angry at the ADA because she can’t just magically get a warrant/charge a suspected perp/etc. because she’s actually doing her job.
6. Anytime Elliot gets all self-righteous or sanctimonious about something only because it happens/doesn’t happen to him or his kids.
7. Anytime Stabler shows his disdain for shrinks.
8. Finally, anytime there’s a guest star that has already made an appearance in a previous episode as a totally different character.
first off if even u did the original rules on a tuesday or during a marathon alone you will black out ive done it and you will blackout or pass out and if u add other rules you will die
After a marathon of SVU on netflix, I can’t BELIEVE nobody has come up with this one, it happens at least every other episode:
Drink twice everytime a suspect says: “I would never hurt (him/her), I love (him/her).”
Drink twice when someone gets their Miranda Rights read.
Same when someone gets subpoenaed