As already noted, I was completely in the dark about the Casey Anthony trial until yesterday afternoon, largely because I avoid cable news even more than showers and pants. But the breakout star of the trial seems to be Nancy Grace, the Headline News talking hair helmet whose righteous, bloodthirsty demands for justice went unanswered — but provided HLN with record ratings.
Anyway, now Grace is swimming in headlines and making the talk-show rounds, refusing to back down from any of her comments, thus spurring more headlines. You can watch her reaction to the Anthony verdict here, and the entire 14-minute verdict in HD with Grace’s commentary here. If I could punch a voice, I’d want it to be hers (the angry nasal burn is nicely captured here). Her moralizing ends with, “Somewhere out there tonight, the devil is dancing” — a detail she probably learned from blowing Satan every night.
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I would rather explain death to a child than watch 30 seconds of Nancy Grace.
Nancy Grace is where boners go to commit suicide.
Nancy Grace could drive someone to suicide…
Oh, wait! SHE DID!
The “nancy-grace-cuntface” title for that picture is perfect.
Her full name is Nancy Grace, Queen of the Harpies.
The only time she’s not completely, utterly terrible is when she’s yelling Soup-worthy things like, “BOOZE AND HOTPANTS!”
I mean, she’s still terrible, but also funny.
” a detail she probably learned from blowing Satan every night.”
Don’t be silly. Everyone knows Satan is a female.
I just don’t understand why more juries don’t vote the way Nancy Grace wants them to. It’s like she’s fucking irrelevant or something.
Remember Kids, the way to get your own show is the be a helmet headed harpy with no sense of propriety or due process.
It also helps if you were censured a few times for Prosecutorial Misconduct: [bit.ly]
/I now know why people hate lawyers
//Looks at J.D., cries
This cunt can rot in Hell. Nancy Grace, I mean. Who cares about Casey Anthony?
I’d like to take a shit on her face.
“Remember Kids, the way to get your own show is the be a helmet headed harpy with no sense of propriety or due process.
It also helps if you were censured a few times for Prosecutorial Misconduct: [bit.ly]”
Hey man, she’s just the Franklin and Bash of our times – she plays by her own set of rules brah!
Was once at dinner in ATL when she walked in. After throwing up in my mouth, I then watched dumbstruck and in awe as she requested that the television be put onto a re-run of her show, and then she ever so subtly looked around to make sure everyone knew that it was her on the magicbox. Oh so humble she is…and so pretty!
Booze and hotpants
I would fuck her until her brains trickled out her nose.
Shoot, I meant shoot her. Jesus, what do I look like, a martyr?
It’s good to see a lawyer who has so much faith in, and respect of, the judicial system.
@Lenny:
I think she could make an awesome villain on Franklin and Bash. She would always be trying to harsh their buzz with her over the top theatrics but get foiled by the smoothness of the bros.
She could also work as a villain for Scooby Doo.
I watched the last two minutes of the youtube link provided, and Nancy Grace is a moron. I can’t believe she just said the prosecution gave 200% in that trial and provided “scientific evidence none has ever seen before.” Uh, since when is providing circumstantial and very flimsy evidence considered 200%?
Bitch.
I hope there are more sensational trials with the defendant getting off solely so Nancy Grace has an aneurysm and dies
Man, that cat *is* Nancy Grace.
Fatso; the cat has standards.
If it wasn’t for Nancy Grace making the case a national sensation, Casey Anthony would have ended up with a public defender. Anthony owes her acquittal to Grace.
“Dude, not cool.” -Satan