Comedy Central has announced that its next roast victim will be Charlie Sheen, so prepare for strafing runs from F-18s that shoot jokes about briefcases of cocaine. Break out the tiger’s milk or whatever.
The “COMEDY CENTRAL Roast Of Charlie Sheen” (#SheenRoast) will tape in Los Angeles on Saturday, September 10. The Roast will premiere on COMEDY CENTRAL on Monday, September 19 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT.
“You could say I’ve been providing kindling for this Roast for a while,” said Sheen. “It’s time to light it up. It’s going to be epic.” [Comedy Central via EW]
Finally, Charlie Sheen enters the rarefied air of Kid Rock, Larry the Cable Guy, and Pamela Anderson. What an honor it must be for one’s life to be such a massive, obvious joke that Comedy Central hires seasoned professionals to tell worn-out jokes in profane new ways. Should be fun. I mean, it’s going to be 90 minutes of jokes about abusing hookers. What’s not to like? Besides Charlie Sheen, I mean.
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Greg Giraldo must be rolling over in his grave… struggling to get out of the coffin so he can rip into Charlie Sheen.
Ashton Kutcher absolutely has to be there.
I’ve never ever thought that before.
Any why can’t they tape this on 9-11, huh? Seems kinda fitting.
God dammit, Comedy Central. Charlie Sheen news is finally going away and you go and do this?!
talk about low hanging fruit… I have a sneaking suspicion that 60% (at least) of these jokes wont be jokes… but truths.
I bet you get a free bowl of soup with that hat.
If they’re smart, they’ll let Jeselnik go for at least 15 minutes.
Alan Cryer could actually be somewhat useful.
Unfunny Weird Roaster: Scott Baio
I remember when epic used to mean something.
At what point does something go beyond ridicule, beyond mocking, into the land where something can’t even be parodied?
This is like shooting someone’s cremated corpse.
over / under on number of times ‘winning’ is said, 21.
God, I hope they don’t bring back that moronic unfunny Italian guy from the last roast, what’s his name? Oh yea, Lisa Lampanelli.
Over / under on whether he’s still ALIVE by then.