Below is a British commercial for Coors Light that features a mulleted Jean Claude Van Damme in a denim cutoff shirt talking about postcoital male penguins. It feels like somebody at the ad agency is actively trying to get fired. “Hmmm, let’s see… selling beer with scantily clad sexy women has worked for decades. Let’s give this white trash Van Damme idea a spin.”
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I think the thing that shocks me the most is the fact they export that piss.
Most english beer tastes like piss too, that’s why watered down beer like Carlsberg and Heineken sells so well there.
Chong Li should have come in at the end, torn off a pair of frozen pants and said, “You are nex!”
I thought the picture up top was of Billy Jean King.
He’s got a shitty reality show that airs on UK TV.
Looks pretty much like Ricardo Montalban as Khan.