Absolutely tragic news today: the Comic-Con panel for “Bones” has been canceled. This catastrophic disaster could affect dozens, maybe even hundreds of geeks who were planning to ask David Borneaz a question about “Angel.” Michael Ausiello, the vacant-eyed Billy Bush of entertainment writers who was supposed to moderate the panel, says:
According to a show rep, both Emily Deschanel and David Boreanaz are unable to make the trek to San Diego for personal reasons. As a result, the session has been scrapped.
Anyway, lots of other entertainment sites are beefing up their coverage of Comic-Con, with multiple reporters and live Twitter updates and yadda yadda *wank* *fart noise*. My solemn promise to you, the reader, is that I will continue to sit on my couch and be surly about the excessive hype created by obsessive geeks. If I have some extra time, I’ll come up for some new epithets for Ausiello, a fawning moron of staggering incompetence who won’t stop until he’s destroyed the meaning of the word “exclusive.” That’s the real shame of the “Bones” panel being canceled: it would have been a great time to throw rocks and glass bottles at him.
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Can someone explain to me why in the hell there was a panel regarding a live-action comedy/drama at a comic convention, anyway?
Or do I really not understand what Comic-Con is, at all?
“Personal reasons” is my favorite excuse because it can mean anything from “untimely death of a family member” to “Wait. Fletch is on?”
Don’t be so insensitive. Michael Ausiello was up all night wiping his wittle nose.
Boreanaz > Deschanel
Wait, is that not how you boys play this game?
Bones doesn’t strike me as having the obsessive, geeky sort of audience usually associated with Comic-Con. Unless, like you said, they’re all just there for David Boreanaz.
Emily is preggers
David is cheating on his wife again
Matt, if you can get 80,000 page views just for throwing out Charlie vs. Ashton yesterday, then I’m sure there at least a few people genuinely upset about this.
And Smello, you’ve got he right idea.
Emilia Clarke > Emily > Zooey
> > <
I just looked back at the 2.5 Men post. Holy crap, what happened there?
It’s like somebody ripped the top off of a Yahoo comments section and dumped it all over WG.
I know Patty, all those WG posers showing up and making us regulars feel uncomfortable. It’s like riding the bus but with more public masturbation.
Apparently I should write about “Two and a Half Men” more often.
/slits wrists
*looks back at 2.5 men post*
Wow. That really escalated quickly.
My favoritecomments were the ones that said now that kutcher is on the show, its gonna suck. Proof positive that even people who enjoyed the televised diarrhea that is 2.5 men, even THEY hate ashton kutcher.
I looked back at the 2.5 post too, after stopping at the Hef pic, of course. I think I wrote that Augustus T. Gloop joke in the comments section a few months ago. Dammit Matt, send me a nickel!
Just went back to the 2.5 post to see what the hub bub is all about. Wow, Sheen must have moved on to crank to create all those comments.
Matt I just hope you cover the Community and Game of Thrones Panels, I ask nothing more from you
Is this Ausiello pud the bubbly fat feminine guy that Jay Leno molded into his prodigy through his annoying appearances on that shit tonight show? Do I have that right?
I’m pretty sure both Emily and David’s “personal reasons” involve not wanting to be in the same room with a low-wattage hack like Aushole.