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‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Trailer

Written by Matt Ufford / 07.27.11

Below is the trailer for the second season of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” and Warming Glow readers outside the United States can finally enjoy the fact that I’m embedding a Hulu player, as you’re better off not watching this. If you can tune out the crying and name-calling (“slut pig!”), it’s just a long stream of stereotypical rich-people stuff.

  • Croquet
  • Tiny dogs in expensive clothes
  • A camel in front of a mansion
  • Yachts
  • Fabulously gay Asian man
  • Collagen lips
  • Chandeliers
  • Cocktail parties

With all of those factors, the show is actually surprisingly close to — and yet so far away from — being “Hart to Hart.” Just add Robert Wagner and replace the crying with action scenes.

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Matt Ufford posted

"‘Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ Trailer"

  1. 07.27.11 at 1:40 pm
    dachshund

    This shit needs to be dead already.

  2. 07.27.11 at 1:42 pm
    Upstate Underdog

    I turned it off at 20 seconds after I saw the whore bragging about her $25K sun glasses. How do people watch this shit?

  3. 07.27.11 at 1:50 pm
    Sous Chef Gerard

    Two thoughts:

    1) The staging of the scenes is so ridiculously four camera style now that I don’t even think they need to bother with the “reality” portion of the show.

    2) Is slut pig the sister of slam pig?

  4. 07.27.11 at 1:58 pm
    Aeyo's Cot

    Not grizzled and leathery enough for me. I have fetishes that need maintaining.

  5. 07.27.11 at 2:16 pm
    Jimmy

    @ sous

    funny enough, we don’t stage any scenes…it’s called multi camera coverage…pretty much every show does it – scripted or otherwise.

  6. 07.27.11 at 2:35 pm
    AnonymousPoster

    Hey Jimmy. Die.

  7. 07.27.11 at 5:12 pm
    squabbler

    @Jimmy:

    Check this out this Scott Baio tweet from yesterday when he was asked whether his “reality” show, Scott Baio is 45, was real or acted (yes, I follow Scott Baio…what?…have you seen the list of chicks he’s bagged???)

    [twitter.com]

  8. 07.27.11 at 5:20 pm
    Jimmy

    not saying it doesn’t happen on some productions…i’ve produced/written stuff that was very staged (i.e. most house reality/competition shows are), and others that are almost pure doc style. this happens to be one where the drama is real, i shit you not. of course every show is edited for a pov, you still need to tell a story, but on a well produced and well cast show, the bones are all there

  9. 07.27.11 at 6:03 pm
    FunkyWarmMedina

    Jimmy <—- DOOOOOOOOOOSSHH

  10. 07.27.11 at 6:40 pm
    Jimmy

    you spelled it wrong

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