Oh, hello there, traveler of the World Wide Web. Were you looking for a video featuring a popular television character participating in a moronic Internet fad? Sorry, this is just actor Nick Offerman talking about woodworking, one of his pastimes when he’s not filming “Parks and Recreation.” I can’t possibly imagine how that mix-up happened. Must be a glitch in Google or something.

[via Bear Mountain Boats, thanks to @rlintott]



This is disturbing. My only hope was that Ron Swanson was just a made up character, because surely if he were as manly in real life as he is portrayed, my pansy ass should be taken out back and put down out of mercy for the human race.
What’s that thing on his face covering his mustache?
He was probably drunk on scotch at the time, just to prove a point.
So he’s on a popular television series, he’s an enormously talented performer, he’s a skilled craftsman, and oh yeah, despite her age, his wife Megan Mullally ain’t too hard on the eyes.
Is it me or is this guy awesome?
what Mike said!
WTF. Ron Swanson should know to put tape on the edges of the form to prevent to glue from sticking. Of course if it does he’s ruggedly handsome enough to charm it loose anyway.
“Don’t give a f**k side burns” added on for the badassery!!
this is unsettling and yet equally arousing. nick/swanson is a constant reminder that i am a failure as a man.
I wish i knew how to make stuff.