Note to TV executives: if you want to air a medieval fantasy show on premium cable, maybe don’t premiere it the same weekend that “Game of Thrones” debuts. Starz did precisely that with “Camelot,” and now the pay cable outlet is opting not to renew the retelling of King Arthur & Co. for a second season.
Though the series came out of the gate strong, delivering Starz’ largest ever opening for a new drama in early April, it struggled to break out in a particularly crowded cable landscape (see AMC’s The Killing, HBO’s Game of Thrones and Showtime’s Borgias). A Starz rep noted hefty production hurdles in a statement: “Due to significant production challenges, Starz has decided not to exercise the option for subsequent seasons of Camelot with our production partners GK-tv, Octagon Films and Take 5 Productions.” [THR]
Now, I know what you’re thinking: “How does this affect my ability to see Eva Green topless scenes?” Obviously, the show’s cancellation will preclude any new glimpses of the French actress’s nude body, but you can still relive the magic of Season 1 here and here.
Also, if you’re not doing anything today, you can also help me come out with porn parody titles. So far I’ve got “Knights of the Pound Table” and “Cum-A-Lot.”
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I’m not doing anything today. My porn parody contribution, Sexcalibur.
Came-a-lot?
Let’s be honest though, it sucked. Without Eva Green it would have been a tragedy that sucked all life out of your television for an hour.
Cram-a-lot feat. Sir Lance N. Frot
The Whore n’ the Bone?
If someone could just go ahead an make a looping .gif of Eva Green dropping her top for that wolf that would be .. actually, wallpaper, that’ll do.
Lady Gwen-in-rear and The Lady of the Lick.
Title read by Tom Brokaw, of course.
King Hard-on and Knights on that Round Azz.
Eva Green should be in everything. Along with Diora Baird.
Lord of the Cock Rings?
“… but you can still relive the magic of Season 1 here and here.”
And with that, my weekend plans change completely. Thanks, Matt.
/”Jerking Merlin’s Merkin,” though that’s probably more in the fetish category.
Sir Gaywad and the Teen Knight
The quest for some Holey Tail
A CuntEatingCunt Yanker In Kunt FartJerk’s Cunt
(It’s mostly about cunts…)
Her Licks-a-lot.
Eh, now that I think about it, Camelot is a very silly place.
“Behind Eva Green’s Door”
The Mists of Avadong
“Sword in the Scabbord”
The tail of the penis sword that saved Camelot.
/sorry
I saw the first episode — really, really stupid. Who would have thought that King Arthur was androgenous?
Even wolves know how to appreciate Eva Green’s titties.. But I guess a wolf boner is too much, even for cable..
This show was really, really dreadful – especially when compared to Game of Thrones on Sunday night. After “Flash Forward”, I’m starting to think that if Joseph Fiennes is in a tv show, it will by definition be horrible.
Camelot premiered 2 weeks before Game of Thrones did, not the same weekend.
Game of Bones.
Head Stark
Areola Stark
Rodd Stark
etcetera…..
_Spanks-a-lot_, where Arthur has an alter-ego named “Morgan the Gay.” He routinely gets pegged by Lady Bendherrear.
/Yes, I’ve been thinking about this too long
@Tedujam Thank you! I was just about to type that Camelot and Game of Thrones did not premiere the same weekend.
WarmingGlow staff can you please do research before posting your articles so you can prevent further embarrassment to your website. Just some advice.
Sir doggystyle and the knights of the hound table.
It’s animal porn.
It had some real potential, and the finale was pretty sweet.
Game of thrones it was not, but we’re talking HBO vs STARZ here… you get production value by throwing money at it, and HBO has mo money. Maybe if they’d chosen someone less expensive than Fiennes.
King Arser.
Watching that terrible show, you’d think diversity and feminism were born in Dark Age England. Once I saw that they cast a black actor to play one of Arthur’s knights (i.e. Ulfius), that was enough for me. Joseph Fiennes overacted as usual, and the Twilight guy had to be the biggest pussy to ever portray King Arthur on film. What a joke. If it wasn’t for Eva Green’s titties, the show would be completely worthless.