Last month, this sexy-as-hell S&M lingerie photo of “Community” stars Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs leaked online, but I was forced to take it down when GQ — which commissioned the shoot — sent out a round of cease-and-desists. However, it was worth the wait, because the leaked photo was all crappy and low-resolution, whereas you can now see it here on Warming Glow in glorious 2456 x 1800 resolution. It’s like Alison Brie’s breasts are in the room with you. I plan to spend the rest of my day memorizing freckles.
Anyway, let’s get to the necessary cheeky-but-sexy quotes from the article:
“With a shoot like this,” Brie (left) says, “you’re negotiating these positions together: ‘Can you move your crotch a little to the left? Really get it up there.’ ”
“The next day we were texting each other,” Jacobs adds. ” ‘Are you sore, too?’ ” [...]
Jacobs: “The episode where I made out with my supposed lesbian friend was the first time I’d kissed a girl. I was terrified.”
Brie: “Aw, Gil! You should have let me know! We could have practiced!” [GQ]
In conclusion, anyone who says anything negative about “Community” is wrong and stupid and probably inbred and prefers to have sex with animals and I hate them.
Photo by Mark Seliger for GQ, and yes, there IS video from the shoot below. I’m glad you asked.
Stay tuned — I’ll have more high-res outtakes from the shoot as soon as I finish another round of handjobs at GQ.
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There goes my Bar Exam study for the day.
Huggggggggggh! Is about the only thing I can muster up at this point.
I failed twice to come up with a clever comment…something about no blood in my brain
I… I’m speechless.
Why did I go to law school? I should have become a professional photographer or a professional stalker.
Oh honey, yes.
Did anyone let KSK know that the mailbag will be very late today?
If it means more photos like this, you can have my hands too.
I would like to go back in time, join the U.S. Army Air Force, and paint Alison Brie on the side of my B-17.
/or sleep with her, but the B-17 thing is more realistic
I do believe these ladies owe me a new pair of slacks.
“Stop Everything and Look at This”?
Well, which is it, young feller? You want I should stop everything or look at that photo? I mean to say, if I stop everything, I can’t look at that photo, and if I look at that photo, I’m going to be in motion, you see?
aaeeeeeehhhhh!!!!! J5, what’s happening to me?
your work here is done Uff. For KSK’s Sexy Friday this coming season just link to this page every week and call it good.
Yamma hamma. Game over, game fucking over. Take the rest of the summer off Matt. That picture is what dreams are made of. Especially wet ones.
Watching that video was an experience. I actually forgot to breathe for the entire 31 seconds of it. I also have now subscribed to GQ’s IPAD app.
Somebody needs to ‘Shop a disapproving Shirley and her giant purse into the background.
Or shirtless Jeff Winger, for the ladies.
Totally worth being stuck at my desk for the next 20 minutes.
Wait, so Brie is the brunette? Glad the excerpt made that clear.
Also, if I second Patty’s first idea, is that weird? I feel like it’s weird.
I think everyone will enjoy this (nsfw)
@0tarin: Which version of Patty’s idea do you want? Its weird either way, but different kinds of weird.
My pants just exploded.
@Otto: Anybody I find bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat YEEEEEHOO!
/Yes, I will always respond with another Raising Arizona quote.
I no talk words good now. Picture good very sure is.
I’m sorry, God. I’m sorry I ever doubted you. I’m sorry I ever thought for a moment that maybe you weren’t up there. I see now that I was wrong. You ARE real. You DO love us. Each and every one of us. Praise Jebus!!!!
I’ll be in my bunk.
I didn’t realize I would be masturbating again today.
I was wondering what would finally push me to buy an iPad.
Awesome. I may never wash my eyes again.
Damn, I just sprayed something in them. There goes that plan!
@argentino: You are a scholar and a gentleman.
@LastTexansFan: Here is a more condensed version of argentino’s link (NSFW, unless your work environment is awesome!)
[www.metacafe.com]
I know there should be some words but can’t really think of any.
Cross off “masturbate” on my to-do list for today. Next up: “masturbate again.”
damn, i liked the version with alison on top
I have never been more pleased that I subscribe to GQ. I don’t feel near as douchey now…
I need some Windex and a hanky.
Thank you for the HiRes pic.
I sleep a lot in class, that one might have been a dream.
Things that are awesome.
1. The pic
2. The video
3. The name of that movie is Choke.
4. There’s a 5 through 100; but it’s just 1 and 2
repeated over and over again.
there’s the perfect hint of areola.
Short, sweet, to the point, FREE-exactly as infromaoitn should be!