Like many sensible Americans, I wasn't interested in the royal wedding of William and Kate. However, like any red-blooded couch-humping male, I immediately became interested when the wedding got hijacked by Pippa Middleton's fine ass. And now the younger sister of the Duchess of Whatever is getting her own special on TLC.
The cable network said Tuesday that it will air Crazy About Pippa at 9 p.m. Aug. 9.
The hourlong special "focuses on Britain's most eligible bachelorette -- Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton's younger sister -- Pippa Middleton," as the network describes it in its press release. [THR]
Listen, I have to be honest with everyone. I don't give a crap about whatever garbage TLC is airing. Pippa's not even involved in this show, so it's just gonna be one of those show like E! always airs, where talking heads rave about Pippa's dress as the camera pans over a still picture of her ass. The only reason I'm writing about this is for the gratuitous gallery of Pippa Middleton pictures. Fellas: enjoy. Ladies: squats and deadlifts.
Also, it felt wrong to include in this tasteful gallery, but there exists in the world a Pippa Middleton upskirt photo. Please try not to stare.
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I can hear Danger squealing with delight from here.
Big fan of pic #10. Nice legs and very shiny.
There goes TLC, advancing “learning” again. At least I’ll be learning something.
Nice figure, quite attractive but I’m not apeshit.
I have no shot, my yacht is only 8 inches long and sits on my desk.
Ehbody wanna be a princess, don’t nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight. But Pippa will.
Thanks. Now all I can imagine is Pippa deadlifting 585 and Jessica Biel jizzing in her pants.
I fully welcome and look forward to future appearances of the “dat azz” tag.
Nice humblebrag euphamism Brutus, but I think that kind of activity will get you fired.
Meh. With pictures 3 & 4, pretty much any chick’s ass (that isn’t obese) will have that shape when she is bending over in a dress that tight.
Is she a smoker or over-tanner? Her face looks kinda rough in some of those pics.
That being said, I wanna smash that.
Sawbuck says she can’t cook worth a damn.
Thing is, Kate is beautiful. Just gorgeous. Pippa is less so, but she’s really nice, smart and loads of fun, while her sister can be a bit spacey and dull.
How bored do you have to be to consider either of these two boring English broads sexy or hot or whatever? The internet has so much to give us but let’s obsess over this average skinny brunette because she was at the royal wedding. Bleh.
When you say “fine ass,” I can assume you don’t mean to say “attractive” but rather “very small.”
So many women I know are hotter than her. Yes, I’d probably marry her, but I’m ugly and I therefore think I have a chance. What the hell does that say?
Mike, that was genuinely funny.