There are countless things to love about television: Don Draper's voice when he takes over a meeting on "Mad Men," Timothy Olyphant in a cowboy hat on "Justified," the way Anna Paquin becomes tolerable when she takes her shirt off on "True Blood." But, as Nancy Grace's rise to the national spotlight during the Casey Anthony trial proved, TV's true gift is its ability to showcase the faces of people we hate. For every handsome, lovable scamp like Jeff Winger or Boyd Crowder or Andy Dwyer on TV, there's a reality show whore or a one-dimensional villain who makes your blood boil with rage every time you see their hated mug onscreen.
What follows is a list of the twenty most punchable faces on TV. In order to keep things relevant, I've limited this list to people presently on shows that are still airing, which, sadly, prevents me from including the eminently punchable Glenn Beck or the All-Time Everything Most Punchable Person Ever Chad Rogers, who left Bravo's "Million Dollar Listing" last year. But don't worry, there's plenty of hatred to go around. WARNING: try not to crush your mouse out of anger as you click through to see these awful people.
Here's an excerpt from the new book How to Make People Want to Punch You in Two Easy Steps, by Ty Pennington: "(1) Grow soul patch. (2) Use bullhorn to tell employees to work faster." (It's a short book.)
Carson Daly has been a continuous presence on television for 13 years now, a man who has enjoyed nonstop success by being one of the blandest people on TV. Most "Total Request Live" VJs disappeared long ago (anyone remember Quddus?), but Daly has walked through the raindrops: he left "TRL" at the show's peak; dated Tara Reid at the pinnacle of her fame and beauty, then broke off the engagement before she became a used-up train train wreck; has hosted "Last Call with Carson Daly" for TEN YEARS despite its complete lack of cult following; and is now the host of "The Voice," the breakout reality hit of 2011. Please, SOMEBODY, punch this man in the face.
Consider a hypothetical talk show about five women arguing. Four of the women are old or fat or grotesquely unattractive; the fifth is a fit, attractive blonde. Surely the blonde is the last one you'd want to see punched in the face, right?
WRONG. Elisabeth Hasselbeck's willful, vehement ignorance makes her the most punchable person on "The View" by far. And that's saying a lot, because, dude, Joy Behar.
A determined and pugnacious self-marketer, Bethenny was the runner-up in the 2005 Martha Stewart version of "The Apprentice," then dropped off the TV radar for a few years before resurfacing on "The Real Housewives of New York City" despite the fact that she had never been married. Since then, Bravo has given her two series, "Bethenny Getting Married?" and "Bethenny Ever After," even though she has a face only Skeletor could love.
BONUS PUNCHABILITY: In 2010, Beam Global purchased Skinnygirl Margarita -- Frankel's line of putrid alcoholic sugar water -- for $120 million.
Although I've grown to enjoy the complexity of Davis McAlary, Steve Zahn's music snob character on "Treme," his eminent punchability is undeniable. While his love of New Orleans is genuine and admirable, Davis's lack of self-awareness, rampant snobbery about the city and its music scene, and ability to land the show's loveliest women despite being an underemployed slob from upper-class roots make viewers long for him to get punched out more often (such as the scene in Season 1 where he casually uses the N-word in a bar full of black people). At least get rid of the soul patch, man.
Yes, TLC still airs "Kate Plus 8" even though America's fascination with the Gosselins ended long ago. Kate's snotty bitchface has remarkable powers: her ex-husband is a lazy, Ed Hardy-wearing, philandering douchebag with no interest in his children, and yet SHE'S the one who comes off as less sympathetic. Impressive.
We expect entertainment "reporters" to have stupid faces and say stupid things, but no one in the field comes close to Billy Bush. At a rainy Golden Globes: “Do you guys have a survival plan tonight? There are puddles everywhere.”
"How I Met Your Mother" is an often excellent, sometimes lazy sitcom loaded with comedic talent: the scene-stealing Neil Patrick Harris, movie star Jason Segel, the adorable and charming Alyson Hannigan and Colbie Smulders... and f**ckin' Josh Radnor as Ted Mosby, both the show's central character and its most annoying. Ted is spineless, needy, and supposedly dead-set on getting married, even though his character searches for faults in the parade of beautiful guest stars he dates. He doesn't need to be punched in the face as much as chucked off the roof of his apartment.
SOMEONE from "Jersey Shore" had to make this list, and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was no easy choice. Snooki, after all, has already showed some expertise at getting clocked in the face, while Ronnie and Sammi's endless bickering is probably the most irritating aspect of MTV's reality hit.
But for my money, The Situation's face is simply the most punchable. Sure, he has a certain oily charm, but the constant mugging over lowered sunglasses and boundless self-confidence despite his "but-his-face" status earns him the nod here.
Gah! I can't even look at this woman without twisting my face in a horror mask of disgust and anger. Simply the concept of "Millionaire Matchmaker" is enough to make me grind my teeth, but Stanger's busted mug and self-important attitude send me over the edge. She is 50 years old, has never had kids, and last year broke off her engagement to a real estate executive -- and all of that pleases me. May she never find any happiness in her personal life.
Can a voice be punchable? If you're Rachael Ray it can. Go ahead, listen to her say "EVOO."
We needn't go over the pair of late-night screw-jobs Leno gave to Letterman and Conan, and "The Tonight Show" host's pandering to the lowest common denominator is well-known. What really does it for me is Leno's working class uniform of denim-on-denim while he drives his fleet of 100 rare and expensive vintage cars (sadly, the blog Jay Leno Loves Denim and Old Cars hasn't been updated in over a year). Oh, and the chin. Man do I wanna see someone sock that big jutting mass.
Anyone who watches sports has a sportscaster (or several) they hate. For my money, I'd like to take a swing at Joe Buck's smug douchehole, although I can understand why Chris Berman is the people's favorite. And the list could go on for pages: Colin Cowherd, Stuart Scott, Dick Vitale, Mel Kiper, Tony Siragusa... but I don't have all day. All I can do is lump all those punchable faces into one category, lest sports personalities take over this entire list.
Even more punchable than sportcasters: the talking heads of cable news. With the possible exception of Brian Williams, respected and beloved TV journalists like Walter Cronkite are a thing of the past. Today's newsmen and newswomen have to have opinions -- opinions that stand out and catch people's attention -- and in doing so, they alienate people of opposing viewpoints and the level-headed folks who can understand and embrace the middle ground.
The list of punchable faces in cable news is epic: Nancy Grace, Keith Olbermann, Tucker Carlson, Bill O'Reilly, Greta Van Susteren, Bill Maher, Ann Coulter, Joe Scarborough, Rachel Maddow... that barely scratches the surface of the people who've contributed to the divisive and poisonous political atmosphere in America. I hate them all.
Can you believe that such a rugged man's man was born to wealthy parents in the Hamptons? Scott Disick is best known for being a selfish dick to Kourtney Kardashian (AKA the hottest Kardashian). Their relationship stabilized -- barely -- only when Disick knocked up Kourtney, painfully proving to normal men everywhere that hot women will always, always, always prefer a rich A-hole.
Truly, this cast of well-dressed hobbits deserves some kind of ensemble award for punchability. At first glance, maybe you think that Drama's dumb face and lack of self-awareness makes him the most punchable, but then Turtle shows up dressed like a wigga and you want to punch HIM more. And then gorgeous women fall all over Vince despite him having the arms of an underdeveloped 16-year-old, and suddenly HE'S the most punchable, but then E gets on the phone with Sloane and it's like, "SERIOUSLY? Her? With him?" And then Ari calls Lloyd a yellow f**got, and the debate begins anew.
If you can watch twenty seconds of "Flipping Out," in which supreme OCD A-hole Jeff Lewis treats his employees and all other humans like rancid garbage, you are a more patient and forgiving person than I.
Don't get me wrong: I love "Mad Men's" Pete Campbell (played by Vincent Kartheiser). But I can't deny that everything about him -- from his sh*t-eating grin to the wounded look he gets to that bright blue suit to his marriage to Trudy (Alison Brie) to the part in his slicked hair to, oh yeah, that time he raped the neighbor's maid -- makes him one of the most punchable characters on TV. Pete Campbell's Bitchface is an excellent blog for a reason: Kartheiser makes him Sterling Cooper's unrivaled VP of Smarm.
Oh man. There isn't a single character on a scripted television show more infuriating than Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson), the sniveling prince -- and then king -- whose cruelty is matched only by his cowardice. I don't know what makes him more punchable: the simpering face he has here when disarmed by a young girl, or the haughty smugness he has when sitting on the Throne of Swords. And although he called for the execution of the beloved (if naive) Ned Stark (Sean Bean), we can at least find some solace in the ten-minute remix of Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage) slapping the sh*t out of him set to Led Zeppelin.
Number one with a bullet. Fieri's success resembles that of Larry of the Cable Guy: I can't look at the Food Network's chief douchebag without thinking of the roast of the fat fake-redneck comedian, when a frustrated Greg Giraldo abandoned his string of jokes and blurted, "HOW THE F*CK ARE YOU SO POPULAR?!?" Fieri's an obnoxious collection of bad trends from 13 years that were annoying back then. He's a real-life Disco Stu from "The Simpsons," except immensely successful. And no one on TV needs to get his lights punched out more.
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Carson Daly has a show?
If anyone needs me I’ll be trying to explain the fist-sized hole in my screen to the IT department.
Keith Olberman was the proverbial straw if anyone is wondering.
I think having his band stolen out from under him is much worse than anything you could do to Davis McAlary. And he handled it gracefully.
Pick another one from The View, leave Zahn alone.
Ah, no, dumbass, Joe The Plumber-fan from The View was a PERFECT choice. “Everybody’s “heart” a situation?” Perfect proof.
sadly, the blog Jay Leno Loves Denim and Old Cars hasn’t been updated in over a year
Hey, it’s been updated more recently than Leno’s monologue jokes. That lantern-jawed hack is probably still making jokes about Judge Ito and Jeff Gillooly.
stanger looks like jaws from moonraker
Awesome list, but I would have added Ina Garten to it. Is Guy Fieri wearing a Pandora bracelet?
@Chazz, I too almost lost it when I saw the Olbermann picture.
I don’t accept violence towards women, but after watching all of Breaking Bad to prepare for Sunday, I wish to punch Skylar in the throat.
What a bitch.
I swear Scott Disnick is modeling his life after Patrick Bateman.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, Matt! I was really worried that Fieri wasn’t going to make the list. Shame on me for doubting your hatred to him was greater than mine.
Oh man, Patti Stanger. I forgot about her. If I was trapped on an elevator with her and Nancy Grace and a pistol with only one bullet, I’d pistol-whip them both to death and then shoot it up in the air in celebration.
Thank you for putting Ted Mosby on there. The other characters – well their TV shows are easy enough to avoid*, but HIMYM is actually kinda funny…until Ted sucks all the energy out.
*aside from Treme, Game of Thrones and Mad Men, in which those characters are supposed to be punchable
Davis McAlary wins most punchable fictional character. I’d rather attend an Ed Hardy fashion show with the entire cast of entourage than spend 1 minute in an elevator with Davis.
I’ll take E in the Entourage castmember I’d most like to punch poll. He somehow manages to be the blandest.
How did Nancy Botwin not make this list? Is it because she shows her tits? Maybe because Zack Morris did her doggy-style? Everything else she does is just horrible.
Here’s a fun challenge: while watching any part in any movie Timothy Olyphant portrays, close your eyes and pretend that it’s Clint Eastwood delivering the same lines.
Timmy O is the next Clint Eastwood.
The only thing on Rachel Ray that I want to punch is her chocolate star. But I guess we all have our own crosses to bear.
Can someone please tell me who #2 and #7 are (pages won’t load, for some reason)? I’ve got some leftover rage that needs a fix.
From the Greg Giraldo clip: “I guess he’s part of that new wave of low-brow dipshits that’ll make me wanna kill myself.”
God I miss that man.
@ILPHAPH, cable news talking heads and Joffrey Baratheon.
When “two and a half men” comes back on, I expect Kutcher to give Guy a run for his money.
I kept clicking while saying to myself, “Where the f*ck is Guy Fieri?!” Well played, sir.
And while I love Fieri-bashing as much as the next guy (there’s plenty of ammo there), I actually find Guy’s douche factor a tad charming. He’s obviously a complete tool, but I’d much rather punch Bobby Flay in the face. At least Guy doesn’t take himself so seriously.
Snookie.
Damn, this list is incredible…but what about Chris Angel and that stupid hat wearing “pick up” guru? Any woman who bangs the “pick up” guy needs to re-evaluate their existence.
Steve Zahn in anything. That man is Breckin Meyer on PCP.
Excellent hate sir!
I think Joffrey is so satisfying because we do get to see Tyrion lay the smack down. It’s be so much more satisfying to see Anthony Bourdain smack Guy Fieri, Jon Stewart smack everyone on cable news or Conan smack Jay Leno.
I thought Jeff Lewis was Daniel Tosh going full homo.
Does anyone else get chills just thinking about what would happen if Patty Stanger took that helmet off? Would it be a Darth Vader thing, or more like something out of The Ring?
This is the best article I’ve seen on here in a long time. Kudos! From: a very punchable commenter
Steve Zahn in anything. That man is Breckin Meyer on PCP.
Breckin Meyer just narrowly missed making this list. My grudging enjoyment of “Franklin & Bash” forced me to favor Hasselbeck and Pennington over him.
Tara from True Blood didn’t make the list? Shocking!
I understand the decision to lump the sportcasters together, but I have to relieve the building hate bubble and name names…Bob Costas. Best part is that despite the fact that I am hobbit sized, I could still easily punch him in the face.
Couldnt agree more with #1..but you forgot Wendy Williams. Easily #2.
Putting aside that Bettheny doesn’t look human, I don’t get that photo of Patti Stanger.
First of all, she looks like someone who went the discount route on becoming a M2F tranny. But aside from that, that is professionally-done promo photo with I’m sure many man-hours if not man-days worth of time expended into getting all of the lighting, makeup, photoshopping, costuming, and arrangement just right. In other words, that photo is the best they could do to make her look presentable. Holy god. What poor sap was engaged to that dude?
No Gordon Ramsay, Matt? You saving him for TV’s most stabbable faces?
I hate that HIMYM defines the concept that sitcoms are vehicles for the star to be a douche while emphasizing the talent of the supporting actors (I think Curb Your Enthusiasm may be the exception that proves the rule) in order for the loser viewers to be able to self-insert into the main role and marvel like dumbies at the insane world around them. But that’s fine: The main character (Ted, Jerry Seinfeld on his show, etc.) never gets real character growth. That is the whole point of HIMYM is that this douche doesn’t actually learn a damn thing or grow as a human being until the series finale when he meets the mother, and it’s nice to acknowledge that, but it also means having to show Ted while everyone else, even Lilly’s kindergarten students, grow as human beings and have interesting life changes and rich experiences.
God, sitcoms need to die.
No Gordon Ramsay, Matt? You saving him for TV’s most stabbable faces?
Wait, I thought he’d already been stabbed in the face? How else do you explain all those hack marks across his head?
Reading about Bethenny’s success has ruined my day. Now instead of simply not working this afternoon, I’ll be actively trying to sabotage work that’s already been done.
Can I belatedly suggest that we add Martin to the list for using the phrase “exception that proves the rule”?
This slide while good, needs to include Sandra Oh. Everytime I see a commercial of grey’s on TV, I see her “I have a yeast infection” face, and I just want to slap it.
I take it from his omission that we are assuming that Spencer Pratt is just dead at this point?
Thank you for not including the Pratts. I’m hoping they just disappear.
Stuart Scott would be the sportscaster for me. All of those “feel good” pieces he does in his stupid stupid voice drive me insane. Punch that man’s eye straight…or at least less crooked FUCK!
*walks up to stage. Taps microphone. Speaks into mic*
Tyra Banks
*drops mic. Bows. Trips off stage*
@Schmoove: Tyra, like Breckin Meyer, was one of the punchable faces on the bubble.
And for those thinking of Spencer Pratt, he is presently not on a television show and therefore ineligible. Though he certainly deserves a lifetime achievement award.
I wouldn’t settle for anything less than Eaten By Ants.
I’m sorry but Guy Fieri never was responsible for the death of a direwolf so Prince Fuck-face is number one for me.
That is, unless you’re including the sin of making Bobby Moynihan entertaining on SNL, in which case well done sir.
And to think, Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson) was once the little boy in Batman Begins.
I would like to add January Jones as Betty Draper on Man Men, and Kiele Sanchez as Callie Cargill on The Glades. I also would have added Julie Benz as Rita Bennett on Dexter…but that doesn’t really apply anymore.
I seem to hate the women of television.
You really the nail on the head with that list.
agree with the list, but you missed another jersey shore character…
you even had a post about her…
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and @smegga…totally agree about punching skylar. i’ve gotten caught up on breaking bad these past couple weeks and now i want to punch her more than betty draper…
Write-in vote for Mario Lopez. I’d punch him right in his stupid chin dimple.
We would have also accepted:
“Meredith” on Gray’s Anatomy
The entire panel on “The View”
Jeff Probst
Sharon Osbourne
Howie Mandel
Yennifa Yopez
Ryan Seacrest
The moms on Toddler Tiara
And that cunt that keeps interrupting me for those PBS pledge drives. PUT FAWLTY TOWERS BACK ON YOU BITCH!
Can I punch Hasselbeck in the face with my sperm?
My list would have to include Kutcher, Maher and Kristen Frickin’ Stewart.
There’s that one dude on The Killing, Billy Campbell’s aide or something. He’s got a good facepunch coming
Is this Ufford? This is fantastic, first thing online I’ve truly wanted to get pregnant that I’ve read in months and months.
Thankfully we don’t hear about that Spencer Pratt cunt or he’d be #1 of course. Thought that Flipping Out fruit was off your radar but you got him. Palin/Bachmann are in need of a swift gunt blast as well and Mario Lopez(like Billy Bush) and any of those gossip/fashion show hosts that drool over celebs.
A+ blog Matt
Also I always thought #3 was Colin Hanks, don’t watch Mad Men but thought that pud was in the show.
Very good list.
Tara from True Blood saved herself most assuredly by becoming a lesbian this season. Everything goes better with lesbians.
Berman and Olberman barely register for me, so I’d substitute many of the folks mentioned above (Tyra, Ramsey, Betty Draper and especially Chris Angel). Oh, and Billy the Exterminator. You, sir, are a walking advertisment for Ed Hardy disposable douche.
Off topic completely…but how is Weeds still on TV? God, that show hasn’t been good in a long time.
Mia from Californication or GTFO.
That Andy fruitcake off of “watch what happens live” on
Bravo. He just caters to drama. And that face. Numerous punches.
Rachel Ray may have a punchable face, but in the good, donkey-punch way. And a very fuckable mouth. And behind. In all, she’s kinda cute, more so when she doesn’t talk.
There should be a show of Anthony Bourdain fucking with Guy Fieri. It would be like Hannibal Lecter muttering to Miggs but Eric Ripert would be there with a spoon to stop Fieri from swallowing his own tongue, so the show could go on forever like Law & Order.
chuck fucking bass from gossip girl
‘The Entourage’ is like ‘Swingers’ turned up to 11. What is so appealing about it? Everytime one of my female friends says she has a thing for Turtle, I want to puke in my mouth. Everytime someone compliments its insight to how Hollywood works, I want to puke on on that person. Besides Jeremy Piven, none of these dickheads will have careers after this godforsaken sleaze storm ends.
What in the fuck where is Bill Maher? They should have his face on those punching clowns. He’s making that face intentionally to make you want to punch him.
Also, Rachael Ray? Maybe her voice is annoying but you’d have to be mentally ill to not want to tap that. Very thick in the britches.
This list started off strong and continued to get stronger. I would put Bill Maher on my bench in case one of the others got KFO.
Joe Buck. The correct answer was Joe Buck.
I’d do a stint in prison to punch Bill O’Reilly, but it would be extremely difficult for me to stop at one.
Referring to Leno, the denim shirt/jeans combo (with a denim jacket) is known as a “Canadian Tuxedo”.
Missed a big one… Glenn Beck, ugh, I hate that guy!
Lamar Odem for marrying the wrong Kardashian.
I will gladly hold Nancy Grace down so that you can punch her in the face, but only if I get a shot at it too.
I dont even know who some of these eple are and others I completely dis-agree with. Food networks star is a cool enough guy, down-home with a twist, Ifind him fu to watch and SARAH PALIN SHOULD HAVE BEEN # 1 BUT SHE’S NOT EVEN ON THE LIST!!! THIS LIST IS TOTAL B.S.
Am I the only one who would love to punch Rob Lowe on Parks? It’s sad, because I absolutely adore every other character on that show.
i’m sorry, but bethany frankel-woof, woof….WOOF
how about that money douchebag on CNN, Clark Howard? Mr. “Look at me, I’m folksey but fucking rich and here’s how I did it, which will never work for you because you are all lazy unpatriotic retards”
Scott Disick should be #1 with a bullet. Really…a bullet.
Glenn Beck.
A poster said Palin? Are you kidding? She’s a looker for sure.
People that need a punch in the face in no certain order….
Ryan Seacrest
That Bieber kid
Kanye West
Chris Brown
Lady Gaga
Barack Obama
Perez Hilton
Eric Holder, actually just about all Obama’s appointees
Harry Reid
Nancy Pelosi (See the Situation comment below)
Alec Baldwin
Steve Carell
Will Ferrell
Snooki
Mike “The Situation” is already on the list, but he should be punched in the face more than once. I think he could take 3 or 4 slots himself.
Almost forgot……
Jane Fonda
I don’t agree with Rachael Ray, love her, but so agree with ALL the ‘talking heads’, they are ruining America. They all need to shut up, now and forever. They also need a LOT more than a punch in the face. I’m hoping this list includes Rush et al. It’ fine to disagree with a different political party, but to make shit up and swear it’s gospel is going way too far. These people are directly responsible for over half the troubles we’re having in the US, and I mean the heads from BOTH parties! You may be right about the sportscasters, but I don’t watch them. Otherwise I seldom feel like punching ANYONE in the face, not even Bethany.I’m kinda a ‘live and let live’ person. Except for the heads. And the Jersey Shore cast…ALL of them.
@markvacc1: Good call bro on all the Dem leaders needing a punch in the face. They’re the only ones to blame for how horrible everything is and how nothing is getting done at all in D.C.
*thumbs up, raspberry*
Teen Wolf… I wanna clobber this guy
Who?
I wouldn’t want to punch Sean Hannity, just break his neck. Same diff.
I couldn’t believe Casey Anthony wasn’t the first face we saw.
Blander than that no talent jerk Adam Corolla? Impossible!
“Real Houswives”cast especially Danielle Staub,cast of “Basketball Wives,Khloe Kardashian,Amber Portwood, 16 and pregnant,the character of “Ray Barone” for playing the biggest pussy on T.V.
Oh crap,forgot Michael Vick
Asshole. I mean you
Billy Packer. Although I think he’s done.
Dick Enberg
You need to do a 30 for 30 like segment about the 50 worst of all time. Film it. Get that old white dude that did interviews on Chapelle’s show to do narrative. Make sure fran drescher and Hillary from fresh prince are on there, although id beat more than Hillary’s face. Like her guts, for example.
WHAT ABOUT STACY FROM ‘WHAT NOT TO WEAR’??? She’s some bint.
I see NOBODY from fox news? I smell a conservative( like they know what that means). I want to punch teabaggers in their retarded inbred faces!!
As for the “talking heads” you can’t lump Melissa Theuriau in there though.
Great list, but how did the shit-spigot with its valve broken off, AKA Cris Collinsworth, not even make the list of most punchable sportscasters?!? Chris Berman’s annoying voice sounds like sweet music compared to the bile that Collinsworth vomits all over TV. If I could punch everyone on this list once (and I would love too)… I would punch him in the face 20 times instead.
Leave Rachel Ray alone. She’s hot.
Let’t talk Keith Olberman. When I’m feeling bloated and queasy, punching seems too polite.
I’d like to plant my ass over Keith Olberman’s smug know-it-all face. Then force fart a putrid, gassy, giant, fetid, steaming unending avalanche of chunky diarrhea all over his face, and know that he has to go on the air like that.
don’t know who some of these ppl are. but God those in the list surely deserve a baseball bat in the face (or only punches allowed)?
Kourtney is the hottest Kardashian are you freaking kidding me?? It’s Kim! Come on!
So basically anyone with a big fat head.
Really #4, of all the bitches on that show and you want to punch the only one who didnt ride in on a broom or screech like a howler monkey? Typical Liberal response.
Thankfully I only recognize a few people out of this entire list. Most of them are on crappy shows I wouldn’t watch if you paid me.
uh… i think jon gosselin’s face is a little more punchable than kate’s.
Pete Wentz? GOD every time i see his shit eating grin I just want to give him a fucking hay maker. I would say Snookie, but its already been done.
Great List, I still feel its missing Snooki shes like “you want to punch her face like her face is a speed bag” punchable and January Jones as Betty Draper should have been on there.
dude really stevey z? yer outta yer mind! zahns the man. hes done no wrong. even the hirrible films hes been in. leave him be hes a gracious soul that everyone should wanna hang out with.
lol I have always hated this guy ssoooo bad can’t stand his shows,shows that for some fucking reason have him narrate, the way he acts dresses etc Defiantly the #1 Face to puch!
GOOD PICK!
Why do you spell out “wigga”, but choose “the N-word” on another page? Words have no power. Intentions do.
Guy Fieri, Yeah, punch his hair off!
Oh, I want to nominate Ann Coulter, to the moon!
thank you for mentioning the oh so pretentious Josh Randar
Gayy Fairy, I gots yer utter white meat right here.
Hey, why did they take down the first two pictures? Nancy Grace would have been an easy number one. Elizabeth Hasselhoff can take my rocket, but the second she opens her mouth, I open the car door and kick her obnoxious aff out!
Love the piece– it inspired my most recent post:
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Only 20?
How was this list formulated without Kathy Griffen?? I would like to omit Steve Zahn and replace him with Kathy Griffen 10x
Guess Jay Leno wasn’t so wrong with Conan O’Brien’s show on the brink of being cancelled…..
Elizabeth on the View, “PUNCHED” over and over she’s not to smart about anything, yeah!Supid female. I have never disliked any one the way I dislike this female.Will someone please punch her with me.
Can’t believe no one mentioned Suze Orman. Seriously??
i don’t get the whole ted mosby thing, how exactly do i want to punch him in the face for?
Sean Hannity easily has the most punch-able face on tv. It’s really not even close.
I’d like to punch Hasselbeck over and over and over again. What an uneducated twit and that voice….Jeez, what a harpy. Poor Tim. Oh that’s right, he’s a wuss.
U people r patheticwanting to punch people because u dont like them and r jealous of your success and punching women how pathetic can bitches be
Guy!!!? You are way off my friend, how about Bobby Flay?
Obviously this article writer is a liberal idiot! Dumb Article.
Pictures 1&2 were never visible,so I guess those slots are reserved for you. And rightfully so.
Olberman doesn’t have to worry. Since he went on Al Gore’s sci-fi channel no one can find him to hit him.
so nancy grace is pictured, but didn’t make the list?
(she isn’t on cable news, b t w if you’re saying she’s part of CNN she isn’t, she’s on HLN)
Didn’t someone from Jersey Shore already get punched in the face? I think it was the little fat orange whore.
Matt or whoever wrote this is a slobbering, gay retard.
I know some people would like to put a fist in the mouth of Hasselbeck . I would like to put something else in her mouth …and take it out , put it in , take it out …..what a fox !
Punchable pricks and you leave out Piers Morgan ? Give me a break !
how about all of those Kardashins sluts, glen beck, rush limbaugh, howard stern, Simon, and Piers
THIS IS GREAT!!!!!!!!
WHAT ABOUT THAT SKELETOR LOOKING WENCH JULLIANNA DEPANDI….COMMENTING ABOUT PEOPLES LOOKS AND STYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A ZOMBIE MATES WITH A PRAYING MANTIS……
OHHH MY GOD!!!!!! PATTY STANGER!#!:@!* WHERE TO START!!!!! I WATCHED HER FOR 5 MINUTES AND I GOT THE”CLAP!”…..SHE IS PROOF THAT WOLVERINES MATED WITH BUFFALOES!!!! HATCHET FACED, WALKING PETRI DISH OF PSYCHO DEATH GERMS!!!!! THAT “PUSS” HAS HAUNTING POWER..MAKES YOU WANT TO RUN YOUR TEETH ALONG THE CURB….SHE IS TRULY THE WHITE WOMEN’S BURDEN!!!!!
Seriously if you’re going to make a list like this…have people in half of the list be people who are recognizable…you wasted half the list with people nobody cares about. Come on.
What, no “Fox and friends”
Or better yet, just take Rupert Murdoch out back and punch him once for every whiny, lying, POS dirtbag that he has working for him, and then kick him squarely in the nuts for supplying the seed that spawned that sh*tbag son of his. This guy makes the Crypt Keeper look like mother Teresa.
YOU FORGOT ELLEN, HALF MAN HALF I DUNNO WHAT UGH FACE
LMAO- Thank you for this list! I totally agree with everyone on it (except a few I hadn’t heard of but I’m sure you’re right). The only one I would add is Dr. Phil… Ew.
You forgot Casey anthony
In what world is it ok to publish stories about which celebrities you would like to punch in the face.
Is it any wonder we just had 7 people shot to death in Chicago in just 24 hours if this is the type of vile crap they are reading on the Internet.
This list is a stupid personal opinion which you should have kept for yourself instead of looking like a complete douche-bag idiot.
Wow – someone besides me hates that phony smug Billy Bush. What a miracle!
I also want it done to Pete Wentz & Sarah Palin. And let’s just say I’m glad Rachael Ray hasn’t reproduced.
Other punchable faces:
Katy Perry
Russell Brand
Danielle Staub
Rebecca Black
Tori Spelling
Dean McDermott
The Black Eyed Peas (except for apdeap)
Kathie Lee Gifford
Hoda Kotb
Any list of most punchable celebrity faces that does NOT include Spencer Pratt as a top 2 choice (let alone just on the list) loses all of it’s credibility to me. I also didn’t see Rush Limbaugh, Bill Maher or Perez Hilton on the list either. What’s up with that?
Put together a show where you can punch out any ( or preferably all ) of these three and throw in Jeff Lewis as your bonus KO and I’m all in.
You forgot Danielle Staub.. can’t even look at her face without getting angry, I freely admit it.
What the hell is wrong with you? I love Teddy Westside!
shouldn’t Kim Kardashian’s nasty face appear in these pics? I can’t stand a b**ch who gets a reality show for being a skank. She should be #1 on this list.
I would say Joan Rivers but her face is now silly putty so it would get stuck in that pile of goat vomit so I’ll have to settle for the twice as ugly without the surgery that fucked up her momma daughter Melissa. And Oprah Winfrey must have just dodged your list but if yuor hand gets stuck in her mouth she’ll try and eat it. Honorable mention EVERY SINGLE ASSWIPE ON Glee especially ugly as fuck Corey Monteith yeah right all the girls and even the fag have a crush on him do they have glaucoma?!!
I would say tranny Wendy williams but since he’s a pre-op I’ll just knee him in the crotch and I want to punch Rita Cosby in hopes it will make her NOT talk like that anymore