Vinny Guadagnino — better known as the one guy on “Jersey Shore” who seems normal and 
Reports have surfaced that Guadagnino left the house late on Friday after a heated argument with one of his cast mates. Reportedly, he complained of feeling “burnt out” and returned home to Staten Island with no desire to return to shooting.
His departure follows news that the reality star left the house earlier this week complaining of homesickness. Sources have revealed that his cast mates were able to talk him back. This time around, sources say the crew have tired of his antics and won’t be trying to get him to return. [THR]
MTV is staying mum, releasing a canned statement along the lines of “watch the show and find out.” Which is goddam stupid. Season 4 (the one in Italy) hasn’t even started airing, and we’re supposed to sit around and wait until Season 5 airs next winter to find out what happened with Vinny. Or I can just go refresh TMZ and get the story now. Someone should really let MTV know about this thing called the internet.
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Aw, I liked Vinny. I mean, as much as you can like someone on an MTV reality show.
God speed, Sandwich King.
This is just like the time that chick left the Pussycat Dolls and was replaced with another interchangeable woman.
In other news, a man nicknamed “Vincenzo, king of da sandwich” exists.
Being the most likable person in the Jersey Shore house is like being the friendliest felon convicted of rape.
You might talk to them for 30 seconds and think, ‘this guy isn’t so bad’ then you remind yourself who it is and your hatred intensifies because they have duped you into believing they were likable in the first place.