Biography (BIO) — Tonight’s subject: Tawny Kitaen. Frankly, I’d be happy to take the occasional beating from my woman if she writhed on the hood of my Jaguar half as well as Tawny. Also if I had a Jaguar.
Real Housewives of New York City (Bravo) — Season finale. Natalie Cole shows up to sing a duet with LuAnn, who we’re supposed to believe is a singer. Bravo is f**king terrible. I liked this channel so much better when it was fabulously gay (“Queer Eye,” “Project Runway”). Now it’s just bitchy gay.
NY Ink (TLC) — Season finale. Does anyone even watch this show? I like tattoos, and I’ve never been bored enough to sit through an episode.
Wilfred (FX) — Rashida Jones guest stars on tonight’s episode, which is supposedly just as dark as its predecessors. I DON’T KNOW BECAUSE I HAVEN’T WATCHED IT THERE ARE YOU HAPPY?
Futurama (Comedy Central) — Leela becomes a kids show star. Aw, that makes me miss Xuxa.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Harrison Ford on Letterman; Emma Stone (rowr!) and “The Car Show” guys on Leno; Stephen Moyer and Bush (???) on Kimmel; Bryan Cranston on Ferguson; Hope Solo on George Lopez. What do you guys think Bush’ll play? I’m hoping for “Machinehead.”
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I kind of find it unprofessional that you haven’t seen these episodes yet. A little bit of a review would have been nice.
No Louie, plug? For shame, Mr. Ufford.
CBS needs to do a bachelor spinoff featuring CBS News correspondent Armen Ketayian and call it “Sex Ketayian”.
Then again, CBS’s audience would most likely either die of a heart attack or spend the next 3 months writing stern letters of disapproval at the use of the word “Sex”.
Watching Tawny on that car is like watching a stripper perform to one of my favorite songs.
Glorious.
What is a George Lopez and why doesn’t Hope Solo have a reality show yet?
Whatever keeps Gavin Rossdale from doing another solo album.
Everything Zen Everything Zen?
I don’t think so.
Good Vibrations : Sunkist ::
a). Comedown : Xanax
b). Little Things : Nuprin
c). Testosterone : Syntheroid
d). Glycerine : Astroglide
much better, matt
thx
Wow, patton oswalt is right, those old hair metal videos imply a large amount of homosexuality. The ladies are miles away from big haired shirtless guys in a factory with a stage.
Wow, that video is 4:34? My inner teenager would have sworn it was 2:00, 2:15 max.
That Whitesnake video definitely showed off Tawny Kitaen in the best possible way: quarter-second-long glimpses.
Stephen Moyer and Bush (???) on Kimmel
I know, right? I was sure he’d be shaved.
HTML fail!
Hope Solo on George Lopez
Is that one of the Jedi twins? I never read those dumb “EU” books.
Actually, Bush has a new album coming out. I know this because I called myself from the future to tell me to go deaf.
Is Patty on vacation?
I think she’s at a rally, Moose. Or stalking Heigl.
wilfred gets better and more twisted each week…it so fucking awesome
And here I thought Xuxa was a figment of my imagonation. Guess that’s why Matt runs the TV blog.
I’m starting to like Wilfred also. Plus dog jokes are always good.