Much like our fair leader, Ufford, I am not a big fan of reality television. I have a few starving scribe friends out in L.A., so I respect original ideas while I loathe the celebrification of fat Armenian women. But there's a drawback to my reality boycott. I've never had the pleasure of knowing Riff Raff until now, and I almost feel like I've been missing out on a true star.
First introduced to the world in season 2 of the MTV series From G's to Gents, Riff Raff is an aspiring rapper from Houston with his own unique take on the English language. As an independent rapper, he used his MTV fame to his advantage, recording and performing as MTV Riff Raff. But last month, Mr. Raff was signed to Soulja Boy's label, SODMG, so he is now known as Riff Raff SODMG. Pretty simple, I guess.
But if you're unfamiliar with Riff Raff's musical offerings, then you are missing out. After the jump, I've included his latest masterpiece, "Loud Pack," as well as his other various classics, and a few of his many YouTube videos that feature his worldy advice and thoughts. Your lives are about to change.
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Do I pronounce SODMG… “Sodom, G?”
Don’t hate, Vince.
Daddy….whats baking soda?
I don’t hate this guy, I hate the genre. Lazy-ass rap where lines are delivered slower than the speed of thought in housecats. Repetitive phrasing over and over and over and over and over and over. Recycled beats. There’s nothing redeeming about any of that sheeyet.
please tell me he’s in a rap group called the Catillac Cats.
Heathclif reference….anyone..anyone….Buehler? Fuck you guys I’m going home.
That last video is….wow. The Tony Cachere’s seasoning bit is what did it for me. You win this round, Riff Raff
/even Houstonians said “WTF?”
Tell you da trooof, my life have been changed for the worst! Vince, please hate some more…
Riff Raff Sodomy, the g is silent where
he comes fromhe is going.Are you sure that’s english he’s butchering?
Why would Riff Raff want to become a gent? He seems unapologetic about his lifestyle in the videos (I only watched one for 20 seconds).
That all being said – Riff Raff is all that is wrong with reality television, MTV, Rap Music, the Medical Marijuana Movement, diamonds, America and cornrows. I award him no points and may God have mercy on his soul.
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I’m a Houstonian and I say WTF
I’m also a Houstonian and i said WTF like last week.
/spectacles
The most disappointing part of this post was after watching them I clicked on the “butchering the english language” tag and this was the only one.
this dude is terrible and should embarrass everyone…white people and hip hop fans
S.O.D.M.G. is Stacks (or in some cases Shooters) On Deck Money Gang
your welcome, lol
@ Alcoholics Gratuitous
To lump medical marijuana in with the rest of those things is almost as ignorant as riff raff himself. People with medical conditions such as cancer and MS being lumped in with idiots who like MTV just because they want a baseline quality of life by a person with alcoholic in their handle shows how far the level of discourse has fallen in America today.