If you would have told me on Friday that I would wake up on Monday and my first post of the day would have something to do with Kim Kardashian’s wedding, I would have assumed you were a crazy person. Or someone with top secret inside information. Or some sort of time traveling wizard from the future. Or maybe just one of my Upoxx bosses telling me to do a post about it for pageview$$$ reasons. What I’m getting at is this: I did not expect that there would be any way to make me give a single backflipping crap about her nuptials.
But then — OH, but then — this young hero came along and flipped the whole game on its stupid head. As a CNN reporter was doing a live spot from the event, he snuck up behind her, assessed the situation and proceeded to go full Bart Simpson. Making faces, dancing, and just being a weird awesome troll in general. I do not know who he is, why he was outside Kim Kardashian’s wedding in a backwards hat, where his parents were during this, or why the cameraman or producer or someone didn’t shoo him away. I do not care. The answers to those questions could possibly decrease my enjoyment of this video, and therefore I do not want them. Sometimes you just need to let art be art.
Video after the jump. I bet this kid knows a bunch of awesome skateboard tricks.
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Anybody want to get in with me on a kickstarter to fund a Kardashian killing spree?
That reporter’s face is very upsetting to me. It might not be so odd in the video, but the still is like nightmare fuel.
If Johnny Dangerously taught me anything, it’s that you can get away with using Icehole with impunity.
This kid is the best. His actions are obviously commentary on the ridiculous, attention whore antics of the Kardashians.
Also, he’s adorable.
Someone get this kid a talent deal, stat.
LOL they mentioned the name of her dress designer before the name of her husband
what is this world coming to
Reminds me of a young DG…or one of his illegitimate children.
I was hoping a passing truck would hit the kid, on camera. Not that I didn’t enjoy the kid’s antics, but, hell, I don’t know the kid, and that would have been quite the ending.
This whole spectacle is ridiculous enough that the kid’s antics were probably the most solemn and dignified thing that happened all day.
Allright, let’s get to the important part…gambling.
Who’s setting the over/under on how long this marriage will last?
What we all want to know is how did Kim’s ass look?
Was her dress white or off white with a yellowish tinge?
Alcoholics Gratuitous, if that was a joke referencing The Critic, you’ve won the morning session of today’s internets.
If it wasn’t, damnit, it should have been. Hussy white gloves FTW.
@Sensei John Kreese – Depends on the NBA lockout. If they come back in say, October, then six months. If they lose the whole season, then the marriage will last longer.
No NBA, they can live in LA and KK will be happier. If there is an NBA season, KK will get miserable having to flaunt that fat ass in front of nobody when she goes to his games.
@Huh? – Like Rhode Island. On a rainy day and covered with a white tarp.
I’m pretty sure she can drop the hussy white and just go with Whore Red at this point. Once I’ve seen you get hollowed out by a failed rapper, you don’t get to pretend you’re a virgin.
@Smegga
So we put the over/under in the middle and roll with July 1, 2012 and see what happens.
Betting window is now open.