Angry finger-pointer Bill O’Reilly is perhaps smarter than the average Fox News talking head, but he’s never come across as someone with a “conscience” or “soul” or “capable of human feeling.” So it’s not exactly a surprise that he tried to use the Nassau County Police Department as his own personal investigation unit in an attempt to dig up dirt on the police officer sleeping with his estranged wife, Maureen McPhilmy O’Reilly.
According to our source, [Inspector Neil] Delargy offered [Detective Richard] Harasym no justification for investigating the detective—who is unmarried—aside from the alleged infidelity. “The order was to investigate this detective not for any misdeeds,” the source said, “but to see if they could get anything on him. Delargy also told him to tell the detective to back off.”
Delargy told Harasym that the investigation was highly sensitive for two reasons, the source said: 1) It was ordered directly by then-police commissioner Lawrence Mulvey, and 2) O’Reilly was at the time considering making a major donation to the Nassau County Police Department Foundation, a private not-for-profit foundation Mulvey helped found in 2009 to raise money for construction of a planned $48 million police training facility at Nassau Community College. [Gawker]
What? That’s legal, right? If you and your wife get separated, and she starts dating a cop, you can dangle a couple million dollars to the police chief in order to get the cop investigated by internal affairs, right? That’s just capitalism, people. If you don’t like it, you must be one of those SOCIALISTS trying to get medical care.
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The really funny part here is that O’Reilly presumably could’ve sent his own employees — you know, the ones who claim to be good at investigative reporting — out there to dig up dirt on this cop (or, more likely, fake some) but he didn’t.
I guess deep down he knows they’re fucking morons, just like the rest of us do.
And of course the woman whose standards were so low that she was willing to marry Bill O’Reilly had the maiden name of “McPhilmy.”
I guess Suzie O’Scuzzbucket was already married.
Is it wrong that I just whispered a desperate prayer to Crom that the detective who is banging O’Reilly’s estranged wife turns out to be a black guy?
She left him after his continued insistence to “do it live.” Also, the loofa, oh god, the horror/loofa.
I hope O’Reilly’s wife has a sense of humor and referred to his junk as a pinhead on her way out the door.
She’s actually good looking. And you know she does anal, which is sweet.
When Bill found a used condom in their bed, she said, “You can’t explain that.”
D-D-DDD-o it LIVE! F*ck it, F*ck it, F*ck it. D-D-DDD-o it LIVE!
Thanks for the reminder, Last Tex. He has a good beat, I can dance to him. The rest I just ignore.
You know Olbermann would have just wanted to watch.
What? Bill O’Reilly is a smug, self important prick who is drunk with power and madly in love with himself? NO. YOU DON’T SAY. Fox News: Fear and Ignorance. We distort, you decide.
I’m still waiting for the Rachel Maddow sex scandal.
Good Lord, there’s a lot of Fox News – hating losers on this site. Let’s remember this is frickin Gawker reporting the story. Could be true, but I’ll give it a few days for some more facts/details to come out before making a judgement.
Point to Burnsy for actually being funny in the comment board.
“Good Lord, there’s a lot of Fox News – hating losers on this site”
DURP! FAIR AND BALANCED! HERP!
*come on flame war…come on flame war…*
/screams “Millard Fillmore was the best President ever!!”, runs out of room*
In this case, “investigate” just means “snap a dong pic in the locker room” so Bill knows just how upset he should be.
And judging by his personality and his affect, even if the officer is a 5′ tall Chinese man, he’s still going to be super super upset.
Yeah, I’ll wait until someone without at axe to grind against Foxnews has some proof of this. Until then I’ll treat it as a left leaning person does a report by Foxnews.
Awesome. Uwanna McPhilmy has just replaced Phil McGroin at the top of my secret name list.
BAD Lieutenant!!
…did the O’Reilly’s move to Lakeview Terrace…?
This “Detective” should be investigated for putting his junk in the same place that Bill O’Reilly did.*
*See Rod Stewart sysndrome.
So the defenders of Fox News see it as the equivalent of Gawker? I think that’s an insult to Gawker. We have tons of evidence that Fox News willfully lies and distorts in its reports, right down to official memos from the top there to slant the news in conservatives’ favor. Nothing like that for Gawker.
Sleeping with Bienemy, They think anything that is legitimately ‘fair and balanced’ is “liberal bias’ because they are so used to being swerved.
That’s what happens. If all you eat is McDonald’s burgers, you think steak tastes funny. If all you consume are essentially lies, you think truth and facts taste funny.
True, TFBF. Did you see the video of Bill Nye trying to explain global warming to a Fox News host? The host complained at the end that Nye was “confusing our viewers.” I guess facts and scientific evidence will be confusing if you’ve lived off a diet of propaganda for that long.
Bienemy, You want to see some shit, check out the documentary Jesus Camp. A mother who was home-schooling her child, literally, responded to a question with, to paraphrase “If you take science out of it, it becomes a lot easier to understand doesn’t it?”
Was that Rick Perry’s mom?
[www.rhrealitycheck.org]
Goddamn Bienemy, the fact that he might be our next president is scary.
I hate this country sometimes.
So she ‘literally’ responded with a paraphrasing? Man you are dumber than John Kerry.
V-Dub, I read that as “home-schooling her child, literally”. Calling people dumb is a great counterpoint, though.