Here is a Mexican news report about a local Justin Bieber concert selling out, and I am not exaggerating when I say that this is three minutes of pure, unadulterated chaos. Seriously, these girls are going absolutely insane. It’s like the scene in a movie right when a monster starts laying waste to a city. Just bodies and human suffering everywhere. Take special note of the fact that the reporter and camera person absolutely do not give a crap about these girls’ tears, and get right up in their faces for an interview. My Spanish is a little rusty/non-existent, but I’m pretty sure the gist of their exchange is something along the lines of “Why are you upset?” and “WHY OH GOD WHY JUST KILL ME NOW WHY.” Someone mail a Peabody Award to Mexico immediately.
One thing that I realized while watching this clip is how weird it is that there are people who could be THIS upset over Justin Bieber, and I can’t name a single one of his songs. I mean, I could guess. Probably something like “Girl, You’re My Baby, Girl” or “Dance, Girl (U Kno) (feat. DJ Slappy Davis).” Are those Justin Bieber songs? I bet I’m close. Anyway, my point here is this: teenagers are insane people who should be kept in cages.
via Buzzfeed



For the record, this post was almost nothing but 30-40 titles of made-up Justin Bieber songs.
I’m going to disown my daughters if they ever act like this.
From the monkees to the bay city rollers to menudo, teenage girls tastes in music has consistently been crappy. If I ever dated in high school, I’m sure I would’ve been greatly disappointed.
*looks through yearbook. Cries. Masturbates*
In five years, they’ll all be embarrassed that they ever liked Justin Beiber. In fact, they’ll probably deny it.
That’s just how these things work.
Yeah, a lot of girl’s are auctioning off their virginity on facebook for tickets.
So proud of being mexican right now.
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If they auction off their virginity for tickets, how will they barter to get past security, stage managers, Bieber’s private security and finally Bieber’s dad to get to the Biebster?
That’s just a slippery slope to slut city.
I always feel like maybe I missed out during my tween years by not being so obsessed with a terrible music artist that I’d cry in their presence.
“That’s just a slippery slope to slut city.”
Well, looking at it that way, I’m starting to like the cut of this Bieber fellow’s jib.
I actually wished for a moment there that my daughters had inherited my deafness. That is really nasty, but the video scared the shit out of me.
Isn’t that what all teen sensations are for Earl?
…unless I have daughters.
I believe that this post deserves the Children are Our Future Unless We Stop Them tag.
I’ve never really understood the…latin..emotion …or female…feelings…things. =/
Danger…can we get that list of fake Justin Bieber songs please?
They were saying cops were holding back regular ticket purchasers in favor of scalpers which were bribing the cops. Classic Mexico. It’s why I’ll never go back to that shitty country.