Friends, Bromans, countrymen, lend me your beers.
Ok that was just some LOLs because I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news which is that after two weeks off because I was busy and stuff is dumb I AM BACK to recap “Franklin & Bash” aka “Smugbro & Smoothbro” which is awesome because I hate missing important stuff like the fact that Jonathan Moxon aka THE MOX was on last week’s episode and there were jokes about boning hookers which if you ask me there are NOT NEARLY ENOUGH OF on TV nowadays, bros. The bad news is that this is the season finale which means no more episodes until next summer and considering that “Entourage” is ending soon too this is all like reverse LOLs.
But let’s not get down bros because life is about cherishing what you have and looking at the Solo cup as half full so this is a celebration not a burial which is a good philosophy and also why I’m going to have a stripper pole at my funeral. RIGOR MORTIS IN THE PANTS, SON (The Mox taught us that). Anyway this week’s episode has lots of good stuff like murder trials and dead guys and hot evil chicks in their underwear and teamwork and luchadors who are played by DANNY TREJO. Oh wait I should have said spoiler alert on that last one because that is a BIG REVEAL at the end so just pretend like I didn’t say it or something.
Ok, let’s do this.
So the episode starts out and Franklin and Bash are meeting with some hot chick and her dad who is a luchador which is awesome and the hot chick is all “These new douche owners totes want my dad to lose which is bad because then he has to give up his mask which is bad because of something about honor or whatever” and Franklin’s like “Yeah this sounds like a case Franklin and Bash would take” and then he starts checking out the hot chick and her dad whose name is Ultimo which is awesome is all “QUIT CHECKING OUT MY DAUGHTER” but then he’s like “Whatevs I was mostly kidding even though it didn’t sound like I was and also my voice is very familiar because I am Danny Trejo but no one’s supposed to know that yet so keep pretending like it didn’t get spoiled last paragraph.” So BOOM they’re clients but that’s not the big news because the big news is OMG MURDER.
After the awesome scene with Danny Trejo as a luchador, old dude head honcho bro is walking into court with some sexy lady in a business suit and they go in there and GUESS WHAT HE’S BEING CHARGED WITH MURDER so he goes to jail and the firm has to represent him and we’ll find out in a little that he wants Franklin and Bash to handle his case because yeah that seems like a good idea because they totes haven’t lost a single case since coming to the firm in defiance of stupid things like logic or reason or binding legal precedent. BOOM second client.
Also, the hot lady in the business suit is up to sneaky devious shenanigans and also we see her in her underwear so I’m gonna give her her own page later too because otherwise this episode was pretty light on sluts and cleavage so I think that’s pretty important.