
Last but not least is the case where Danny Trejo is a secret luchador named Ultimo and some new douchey owners bought the wrestling league and are trying to make Ultimo give up his mask to some other wrestler and Ultimo (Danny Trejo) is like “Nope because of something about honor or whatever” and his daughter is hot and Franklin wants to bone her. The owner douches have a contract that gives them ownership over the characters so sexy lawyer is in court like “Let’s just forget about the contract” and for reasons I can’t understand, the judge is like “No he has to give up that mask” so they need a new strategy.
So Franklin and Bash are meeting to talk about old dude’s murder case and the hot daughter of Ultimo (who is secretly Danny Trejo) comes by because clients are always coming to their house without calling first which is very normal, and she is sad and Franklin’s like “Yo hold on one sec I’m working on this murder thingy” and everyone’s like “YO BRO, what are you doing she’s sad and she likes you so go comfort her and try to get laid instead of worrying about our boss’s huge murder case that our careers probably depend on” which is good advice because CRUSHING TAIL IS IMPORTANT. Then Franklin and her talk for a little and do flirty wrestling stuff and kiss and she’s like “Oh yeah and my dad who is secretly Danny Trejo invented all the moves that everyone uses” and Franklin’s all “Sounds like a copyright law violation” because that is definitely how copyright law works. Trust me bros, I have like a million mp3′s.
So sexy lawyer goes to court and says that and the judge is all “I’ll allow it” so then there’s another negotiation between Ultimo, the douche owners and the other wrestler, and they decide to wrestle for it or something and Franklin and Bash have a party at their house to watch the match and Ultimo wins and then comes over to the party. It turns out the douche owners went broke so now Ultimo (renowned film badass Danny Trejo) and Franklin and Bash are 50% owners of the league. As part of the celebration Franklin kisses that daughter chick and Ultimo sees it and is like, “Hey, I’d like a word buddy” and Franklin is like “Oh crap I’m dead” so they go to talk and Ultimo gets serious and goes to take off his mask and…
SPOILER ALERT VERY IMPORTANT PLOT REVEALS ON THE NEXT PAGE BROS



this episode was pretty light on sluts and cleavage so I think that’s pretty important.
Words to live by…
Danny Trejo is the Mexican Samuel L. Jackson. He’ll be in anything, and no matter how crappy, I can’t help but enjoy them.
I didn’t know lindy west went and changed her name to danger guerrero
Alternate title for this post: One for the broad.
DUDEBRO, I totally dare you to recap Entourage weekly now. We know that bar results take like forevs to post, so it’s not like you have anything better to do.
I started calling my penis Peter Bash. My wife thought it was funny….the first time.
+1 to EBB. Entourage recaps, make it happen Danger Guerrerbro!
So did Troy kick the shit out of Connor for the handie?
Danny Tre-bro is totes awesome and CRUSHING TAIL IS IMPORTANT!
I didn’t watch the episodes I knew DG wasn’t recapping. I didn’t see a point.
I swear to JHC these recaps are the only redeeming quality I can think of for Thursdays.
Oh man that would be so totes if you recapped Entourage….but then again, you would have to actually watch that show, that is something I wish on no one.
At first i was suprised that there was no mention Battlestar Galactica refrence, but bros definetly didnt watch that.
DG does it once again!!!
I don’t think you have really watch Entourage to recap it, do you?
Brilliant!
these recaps are the greatest thing uproxx related since rex ryan was hired by the jets