It’s well-documented that Oxygen’s “The World According to Paris” bombed from the get-go (something that Hilton naturally blamed on the network); therefore, it’s no surprise that Oxygen is canceling the show.
Hilton’s series was pretty much dead on arrival, earning barely 400,000 viewers for its June debut and sinking even lower in subsequent airings. The network isn’t officially commenting on its fate, but Vulture can exclusively report what’s been obvious to even the most amateur ratings watcher for weeks: Oxygen has no plans for a second season of The World According to Paris, unscripted industry insiders familiar with the situation confirm.
I don’t care about this either way — it’s not like I was ever going to watch Paris’s show if it lasted one season or eight. I’m really just making a story out of this because I enjoy stripping the color from a photo and giving it a big red CANCELED stamp. It just feels so good. It makes me excited for all the crappy new shows that are going to get canceled this fall.
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Patty: Oho. Oh boy. Oh, that felt good.
Selma: Let me try, let me try. (*grunts*) Oh, yeah. Oh boy. Oh that was so sweet.
(*both light cigarettes*)
There’s no need to do this photoshop and “CANCELED” stamp for other shows. When a show gets canceled just re-use this one, it will always be welcome sight.
I like your thinking, Nick…
Maybe Paris will FINALLY realize the ancient showbiz aphorism…..
“her biggest hits must show her tits”
Matt is in flavor country.
Her next show will be a PPV slut-off against Mr. Slave.
Nice work, but I would have placed “cancelled” above her index finger so it looked like she was pointing at it. Either way I approve..
Two L’s in canceled, UU? What are you, British?
@Matt, not British, just a ham fisted mongoloid.
Even the guy in the background of the banner pic is laughing at her! Glorious!
I love the laughing glance of that Asian guy in the top right corner. It’s like he knew this moment was going to be photographed into a picture that would later be featured on Warming Glow to announce Paris Hilton’s future failure. Ancient chinese secret…
Ah you beat me to it La Schmoove.
“I’m really just making a story out of this because I enjoy stripping the color from a photo and giving it a big red CANCELED stamp.”
That and photoshopping in Jon Gosselin, don’t forget him.
Damn it! My kids distract me for five minutes and the joke is gone.
So, how long until she does Dancing with the Stars?
“Stripping the color from a photo” sounds awesome when you imagine it as a manual process involving a dark room and a bunch of different trays full of dangerous solutions, but not so much when you realize it just involves 2 clicks of a mouse and takes 3 seconds.
““Stripping the color from a photo” sounds awesome when you imagine it as a manual process involving a dark room and a bunch of different trays full of dangerous solutions, but not so much when you realize it just involves 2 clicks of a mouse and takes 3 seconds.”
What a useful comment, made by someone who clearly is trying to tell us something about themselves. Yawn. Anyway, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
I guess I shouldn’t laugh…poor Paris has been persecuted for her…uh…success…ever since she started…doing…you know…whatever it is she does…and people just with that they could be a…you know…whatever she is…but they can’t so they just hate. Poor Paris. One day the world will know her for the…uh…whatever it is…she really is. Sniff…sniff…