Lopez: "Come at me, mang!"
Here’s something I didn’t know: Erik Estrada and George Lopez have a long-standing feud that apparently stems from Lopez making fun of Estrada in his stand-up act. His awful, awful stand-up act. And now Estrada, who will soon be a contestant on Univision’s awesomely titled “¡Mira Quien Baila!” (Spanish-language “Dancing with the Stars”), has opened up about the cancellation of “Lopez Tonight.”
“His show was supposed to be cancelled after the first season, but Conan [O'Brien] wanted to keep it on,” Estrada said of TBS’s decision to give Lopez Tonight the ax. Estrada said there’s a reason Lopez Tonight was cancelled—karma. “There’s a lot of things people don’t know about this guy,” he said of Lopez. “For me to talk about this guy—I’m wasting my time. The law of God—the law of Karma, is on him right now. He is doomed.” [Latina.com]
Oh man, a Puerto Rican versus a Mexican. I plugged this information into my Racist Stereotype Jokebot 2000, and it overheated and caught fire. If only Erik Estrada had been nearby, he could have put it out with one of the eight Puerto Rican flags displayed on his car.
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I thought the story was that when Erik Estrada was a big star, a young George Lopez got to meet him, and Estrada was an asshole.
I cut choo man….
Puerto Rican versus a Mexican would make for a great episode of Deadliest Warrior on Spike TV.
@Matt, that PR flag joke was gold. So funny, because it’s true.
Ay guey, this puto wants to throw chingassos? Mira, hold my baby.
Reached for comment, Larry Wilcox added, “wash your windshield for a dollar?”
At first glance I thought it said “Hispanics be Queefin’”‘ and I thought it was a follow-up series of NSFW Gloria Pritchett quotes. Now I’m just sad.
“Hispanics be Queefin”? Who died?
My life would be complete if Erik Estrada said I was doomed. If you gotta go…
When reached for comment George Lopez said “Remember when you were kids and your grandma would catch doing something you werent supposed to be doing? Aye carumba! She would beat you with a rubber hose. White people dont know what I’m talking about but trust me.”
I believe they call this “carne”
If Estrada thinks that he’s ahead of “taking his wife’s kidney and then cheating on her with prostitutes” in the George Lopez karma line, then he’s sorely mistaken.
Erik Estrada then stuck his human penis into a shark.
/sea labed
Finally, a reason to like Estrada.
A friend of mine was really excited as a 7-year-old to meet Ponch in person at Universal Studios, especially when he seemed to ignore the other starwatchers (yes, CHIPS was still on the air) just so he could say hello to this one special kid.
Then he ignored the little bitch and started hitting on my friend’s hot mom.
Is this another instance in the growing trend of Puerto Rican on Mexican cat fights?
P.S. @The Monsieur; the carne Estrada joke is definately +1.
Porky1: He should have met Randi Oakes; he might have scored a hug.
I watched CHiPs way too much.
“They’re both Mexicans; deport ‘em!”—Lou Dobbs
Wait, Lopez and Estrada aren’t the same person?
erik estrada sucks big dick and i think he likes it. for him to not shake the hand of his own is stupid and that means hollywood got to his stupid head. he needs help… he is a lowlife and a lowlife.
sorry I repeated myself.