I bet you thought I was joking yesterday when I said I was going to continue covering the Abercrombie/Situation Douchegate story like it was the Cuban Missile Crisis. To be honest, I kinda was. Then — THEN — I woke up this morning, fired up the old LOLbox and saw that the Taiwanese animation people had made a video about it. AND. IT. IS. GLORIOUS. For the love of God, it starts with The Situation and some girl emptying a giant salt shaker onto the torso of what appears to be a dead stripper. And near the end, for reasons I don’t understand whatsoever, there’s a hostage situation. It’s got everything.
Perhaps my favorite moment of the clip, though, is the depiction of Abercrombie & Fitch settling a lawsuit with its employees. I’ve posted a screencap below for you perusal. If I ever end up using my law degree, I seriously hope I get to settle at least one lawsuit by having a giant check with “SETTLEMENT” stamped across the front handed to me by opposing counsel inside a warehouse with a judge overseeing it. It’s been a dream of mine for years.
via TV Tattle
I want more like this!
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