This weekend, as millions of people on the East Coast rushed to the grocery store to get the last remaining cans of creamed eels and wadded beef on the shelves, most of the “Jersey Shore” cast was boarding a private jet to fly to the Video Music Awards in California. From Us Weekly this weekend:
As Hurricane Irene threatens to destroy the East Coast, an insider tells Us Weekly that Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Vinny Guadagnino, Deena Nicole Cortese and Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola boarded a private jet Saturday morning in Teterboro, New Jersey.
Well isn’t that just dandy. I spend all weekend washing down hurricane chow with corn nog, and these retards get a free ride in a private jet so they can get tarted up like Las Vegas drag queens and walk on a red carpet. Honestly, if I couldn’t take solace in these “Simpsons” references, I just don’t think I could tolerate such an injustice.
(“Simpsons” screencaps via; more “Jersey Shore” VMA pics here.)
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I don’t watch Jersey Shore, so I’m not sure which one in the above pic is Vinny Guadagnino, but, no matter how you slice it, he looks GREAT!
I don’t live too far from the Mohawk River here in NY and shit is getting fucked up due to the flooding. “Simspsons” references will also see me through this injustice.
Pfft! Irene wasn’t a storm, want to see a real storm? That was the hurricane over here in 1987 that caused ferries in the Channel to capsize, now that was a proper storm.
I’d like to judge them more harshly but while my girlfriend rushed out to get us water, batteriers and other necesseities I spent most of Saturday preparing for my fantasy football draft.
I’m more offended by those horribly tacky dresses.
…thank goodness “they” saved Snooki’s boobs….
The Situation is incredible in his awesome, driven stupidity. His tirade and wild gesticulation were epic moron. But the best, was his hope for sheet rock, that was delightful.
[Grabs little girl's head]
The last pineapple! And plenty ripe, too!
[gets arrested]
*stares off into distance, imagines plane crash, smiles*
LOLs to both Zack and Burnsy. Well done.
I’ve only watched bits & pieces of this season, but Sammi continually brings out a shocking amount of rage. I just want to go all J-Woww on her.
Excuse my ignorance. I recognize Snooki, The JWowws, and the other girl everyone hates. Who’s the half way normal looking girl on the left?
That looks like a photo still from one of the Star Trek movies from the 80s.
Hey, handle’s taken, buddy!
@ Tim was Tim: hahahaha, half way normal looking?! Please look up Deena Cortese on Google.
Snooki was at the VMA’s? I could have sworn she was in some old lady’s shopping cart, excited about the prospect of being made into a pie.
/because she looks like a pumpkin, you see
//and she’s as dumb as Ralph Wiggum
Man, you yankees are such pussies when it comes to a storm. We Floridians would’ve barely got off work for Irene. L2Infrastructure, nubs.
@dachsund: Not the freak in the rainbow, I guess the one they call Sammi. She hardly looks trashy at all in this one photograph.
I don’t watch this show, but when did Marilyn Manson join the cast?